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I fully believe

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not just like Aaron

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is gonna be like that

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doesn't make for good half the

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time it will be honest, not paying attention really

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doesn't make for your great quality content when you just like left silence down

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I think It's not very exciting.

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Yeah, there are more. I mean, also what are five listeners?

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to the audience? No, I mean, all of them are gonna have like directions north south east. Why not exist like that? I'm fighting. I'm saying my responses. If that's the only responsible giving, it's boring. So I think, complicated wise.

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There's more to

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look at telltale game. Darren one will

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do that willfulness game play that

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ever play. I didn't play

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the game of thrones tilta I played the Wolf Among Us and then I started reading the comics. They're still there. So I don't read very many comic books I read like my phone. I have an app that does comics that comics ology thing. Read I haven't read them in a while I read this for comic books that I read. One of them is like the the darker side of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle one. Yeah, it's so good. I read the lone wolf and cub manga it's like about a samurai. Oh, dude, that was really good. I read fables, which is where the Wolf Among Us comes from? Yeah. Because that that stuff is super good too. And I read saga like saga I need to read some more saga because it's like space sci fi Yeah, crazy. I do like, like saga. I gotta get back into that one cuz I played. I played the walking dead. Oh, yeah. Those are really fun. I played the game of thrones one was

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good, but it wasn't. Yeah.

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The Stories kind of me. And it was sort of like very predictable. don't really get the wolf mungus is not. It's like, what the basically that one is like, it's the fables universe is exactly sound like old world fairy tales. Like, like the wolf. is the big bad wolf. Be the big battle. Yeah. He's like the sheriff. Right? And he has like, he doesn't he's not in wolf mode. Unless he like gets really mad or whatever. Nor he's just a dude. He was calling Wolverine some time. But like, anyway, but then like, Snow White is like it like snows there. And like, there's all these people, like all those fables have come to New York City, and are living in a area they have to like, hide. After they've left, the older they were chased out of the old world by some like crazy stuff. And they have to like live in the New World, like in hiding. So they have there's all these rules. rules where they have to have like, like if you are like a, like one of those friends is like a toad. And he like doesn't ever take the juice that makes him like not look like a toad and he gets in trouble a lot because like, he's not hiding he's like I'm a big walkie talkie frogs. Like

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like beast in the in the beast are there like Cinderella

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there's lots of other really random ones you like that?

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Yeah, like, some kind of bad guy. So I feel like when I read, like the death of Warhammer 40 k of Warhammer Fantasy series. Like Casey's making a comeback that two things happening, they they are bringing back the old world because yeah, they just the car sucks. And that's the book that I'm reading now is a place in the old world. But bringing back more Old World things. Yeah, because they said they did this called the end times, and they pretty much like blow up the world. They started like, like DC does every like five years famous. Like back in space. Yeah weird until like nobody liked it. Like, like the old like the old world stuff and with Warhammer Total War series being very popular, they just decided to bring it back. Because playing as giant lizard men, so freakin fun. I cannot express to you. How fun Do you like me I just want to show you something. Just how awesome this series is. Okay. I mean I played Skyrim is a no no is a my mind just went blank blank. I mean, I had an argonian character

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for one of my sit down

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I'm bored I want to play some Skyrim yappi and argonians we can do weird things did that one

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character that's super awesome

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I also downloaded the survival mode I haven't played that yes it is crazy you have to wear like it's like get like clothes otherwise you get like freeze to death my god like if you don't wear the right things and there's like eat like all the time and sounds terrible it's kind of fun for wanting magic you like magic to like when you like yo I gotta start fire now. Magic away because you have to like cut wouldn't stuff to have like a campfire like set up a camp to have a campfire but then you can feel like Oh, how do you light it

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Karen is currently playing a trailer to maybe

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mystery

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is more hammer

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face

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looks like

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why are there dinosaurs and people with muskets and Gatling guns and tanks? The dinosaurs are wearing armor,

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their sentience. There's only one memory yes

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Total War Warhammer to to highlight the first part of the ourselves very famously there's like they just came out with the new DLC trailer one is coming out December 12 but just like reading some of the Lord having to look up like who some of those people were like in like their backstories and how some like there's so many books about them like that to me is really cool if

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not cool is it to play as a giant crocodile?

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Good enemy how not cool?

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I don't like strategy games though. Because like, treasure games me don't really get along. And like the tabletop because I played the tabletop and maybe once and it was very like, just kill something that is very, you know, army composition based. Yeah, total war games I like that zone Total War. Oh yeah all those ones Yeah, absolutely. The other ones just that like with like, elves and rap Yeah, Lizard Man and korells combs more than any other any kind of ballsy

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and pretty much the

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no Empire might be mean there wasn't

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slightly based off of the Holy Roman Empire so we have with that Welcome back to their special episode

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still in person High Five you can't

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fake this unthinkable I mean sure.

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We sound a little different. We're

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actually coming to you live from the basement.

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You can envision

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all covered in blankets to the so called

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to have them on.

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Yes, wait, wait. That's a small one. So it's like she It's

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a little pressure

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now.

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So well,

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trying another game

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trying another parcel a game

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called return to action castle, castle castle. our intrepid adventures many years have passed since the new king was crown

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many Yeah, that's us.

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You This is the Dark Souls to you.

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You are in your workshop. There is a velvet slipper here. There are there are there there are velvet slippers here are we we are.

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Okay, let me see. Mabry ski.

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exits are a

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draw. Here we go.

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Okay. workshop full of velvet slippers at a

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velvet slippers

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Can I

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put on some

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nice slippers don't seem to fit is a room full of

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there's a room full of

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people listening will roll back the tape in here there are no

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slippers here.

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He said

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I say grab a pair you know have one pair of ill fitting flipper Color Purple Your question Did you see examine? Examine slippery

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these fine purple

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stars a fit for a king?

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He said, Yeah examine slippers. Ah sure there's more details to this workshop that we're in. You can examine really examine workshop. It's a cobblers workshop. He's got his tools around there with plenty of slippers elsewhere in the midst of being made

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and such exits are out.

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Can I take any tools like a hammer? You have your slippers. Okay. All right. I tried.

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I guess out. It is.

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You are in your you find yourself in the town square. It is dark and chilly outside. A road leads out of town to the east. It wishing well is here. exits are north, south, east west. Okay,

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so we're where I'm

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very well there, examine Well, well it's made of stone and it's made rather well. Okay.

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Well

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pick a direction I guess. North South East West Does It Really?

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Let's

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Let's go north. You are in your workshop. There are no more suburbs here

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in the north

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Okay.

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Go out. It is dark and chilly outside the road leads out of town to the east wishing well is here. And I still have exits are north south, east west. I'll go north. Yeah, I really don't really understand the geography, please.

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South

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you are in the mini

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there's a grindstone here. The blacksmith is at the forge hammering on some hot red iron exits are out. Talk to black. Okay, I understand what's happening. He's very busy with his work working on that hot iron

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out I guess

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you are in the town square. It's dark and chilly. leads out of town to the east wish he was here.

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He said he said our

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Yeah, so we're in the square again. We can either go we get a check out west or leave town. Go for go west. There

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you are in the town hall, Rosemary the mayor's daughter is here. exits are out. proposer. Talk to rosemary. Rosemary is too shy to talk to you right

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now.

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She wants some slipper.

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Exam

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it's your girlfriend, a sweet girl but she's painfully shy Rosemary blushes that she catches you looking at her. Yo. Offer slippers. These don't seem to be her color. Purple Come on grace. There's purple roses.

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exits are out. Yeah

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Yes out. It is dark and chilly here in the town square a road leads out of town to the east. a wishing well is here.

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Okay, so

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go eat. You stand at the edge of the old pond, a clear night sky above is full of stars. There's an old rowboat here a pathway pathway runs alongside the pond to the north and south exits north south or or at a pond with boat with a boat pathway. Let's see here. Get in the boat. You're on a boat. Everyone looks at you because you're sailing on a boat. There is a pashmina Afghan here who take Afghan add one pashmina Afghan time not gonna worry about spelling your P hi haina PASM I am a Afghan

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agent. Yeah. Okay blanket.

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exits are out. You just took I just took so I guess we're going out a Row, Row Row Your Boat Life is but a dream. You run out to the middle of the pond. It's quiet and peaceful here out of the boat. Okay, so Oh yeah. Okay, well I'll just roll back to shore. You stand at the edge of the old pond, clear night sky above full stars. There's an old rowboat here. It used to have pashmina Afghan in it. The path that runs along the pond to the north and south exits north south

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or back in the boat. Okay.

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We don't have a vision.

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Get on the path and let's go Nor

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did you arrive at a been in the road there's an old tree stump here

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exits East South

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look around the tree stop looking for any like old this tree must have been enormous when it was still standing. You see woodsman's x embedded in the tree stump.

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Gotcha.

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x to your inventory list

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uh, I can go east

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or quarterback South exits are East south. Aaron Your turn number one no he took back yeah. Yeah

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I want to go back south

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you're walking down old pond road a white cobblestone road that leads us to be lined with rose bushes. There is a sign here. Wait, what? Oh, I want to go south. Oh, I missed I missed that one. Sorry.

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I want to go south to the pond

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to the pound. Okay, so so you have to go back one tile to the pond. Yes. So you're in between bend in the road and the pond there was one more gap that I missed. I jumped from straight from the town square to the pond and I missed Okay, see, that's what I thought. Okay. Sorry, sorry. Okay to in between. So on your map

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Now for the here

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on the town square the town square goes into old pond road. The old pond road goes to the pond goes yes goes down to the pond in north to bend in the road. Where's your town square here? This way East This is all pond road. Okay, this is bend in the road and this is Poland I mean this way here like that, yes,

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that's the road and then that's the part that I hit this

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thing. The pond would have been south. POTUS south, okay, and then the bend in the tree was North north. So I'm where I'm I know you are on old pond road. You're walking down open road a wide cobblestone road that used to be lived with rose bushes. There's a sign here. Read so next thing I want to

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read sign this weather beaten sign says

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please don't pick the flowers. exits are West north.

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Okay, now To be clear,

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we're at the rowboat get Was there no path further south from that? Because at the pond there was a there was also a one that went south to Yes.

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Yes. Okay, that's what I want to go first I want to

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go. Okay, so so you need to South one more time. Yeah. So I want to go at the pond. You stand at the edge of the pond old pond, the clear night sky above is full of stars. There's no there's an old rowboat here with some space. It looks like it used to have a pashmina Afghan exits are north south. Yeah. Yeah.

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I want to go

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off of that, okay.

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An old man sits by the fire outside of a dark cave. He is lost in thought and doesn't appear to notice you. Exit north. Okay. Here we go. That's where I wanted. Let's go in South A list. Class man, let's let's talk to the guy talk to the hermit. The Hermit mumble something about a prophecy that goes back to staring into the fire

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ominous

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probably didn't hear

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thunder that just happened right after I said prophecy.

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can I look close more closely at the hermit?

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It's just some crazy old hermit he's bearded, barefoot and dirty. His only clothing is burlap sack tight about his waist

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with a piece of rope.

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Oh,

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what if

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it's true, but what if he wants some purple is yours permits can be choosers bear with no shoes and also gonna do if he's not gonna go for it. Let's Let's offer him shoes. The Hermit accepts your generous gift gives you

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this bit of advice.

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Remember that greed is for fools. Even the power is wise man has everything he needs. He taps his head and gives you a sly wink

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turns and goes back to the

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creator for fools, but even the poorest wise man has everything he needs.

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exists north. Okay.

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The North, north, you are on old pond road standard. Oh, sorry. Yes or your old pond. That's clear. Nice guys Full of Stars. There's no rowboat here. pathway runs alongside the pod to north and south. Exit north

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south and your boat

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direction are you wanting to go? Well I mean we've done everything else so far so we should just like enter where we checked the boat out. Well we didn't say we could go in the cave The only it goes North north

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of you are walking along old pond

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road live cobblestone road they used to be lined with rose bushes. There's a sign here exits north, west, south. We read the sign.

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There's no roses and no roses. Yes.

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So, North again, you arrive at a bend in the road. There's an old tree stump here exits east. Right. So we got that because that's what's on the X. Yeah. exits are what ourselves where we came from East or South

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East yeah you stand outside the walls of the

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castle is surrounded by a deep moat the castles drawbridge is currently up exits West enter moat

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castle

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Bailey or

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eg before about hold on before we do Can I look like is is the moat full of water examine

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the black murky water

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ripples as something moves below its surface okay don't go into most God let's see don't have a don't think whatever is lurking in the water probably wants an Afghan. So Oh exam in one of our directions again. Well, you asked me now we have we have, you can go intermode or we can go back West.

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Does he like new plan currently?

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On what else we missed?

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See inventory. We have x and Afghan unless chat Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Whose turn is it? My turn your turn my turn. I want to go west. You stand at a bend in the road. Yeah. You recognize there's an old tree stuck here. exits at East south. Yeah. Yeah. So you're walking down old pond road wide cobblestone road that used to be lined with rosebushes. There's a sign here exits west,

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north south.

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Have to go

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Wes Yeah, it is dark and chilly out here in the town square a road leads out of the town to the east wishing well is here. exits north south east west. Yeah, we gotta go. No, that's that's, that's what we just came from a beast of a full map like you. Yeah. So here's a map. Here's what we're doing. Have we're here. Here's my inventory. I have

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an Afghan and

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so we have our options are back to the shoe shop, Rosemary or the blacksmith.

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Bring Rosemary so

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Smitty there's a green stone here, blacksmith is at the forge hammering on some red hot iron

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down want to sharpen the axe of

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the Smiths my mother something under his breath and sharpens the axe for you.

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Hands up Back to

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you now have one sharpened

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to examine the axe earlier you would have found that it was dull and in need of sharpening See, I see I realized there was a blacksmith in town look at my map so it's fine.

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Wood excellent plus one

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all right, so now head

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when you hit out

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you're in the town hall road. Oh, sorry you were in a car. It is dark and chilly outside here. The Town Square rudely does have a wishing well here. Yeah. Yeah. Question. So we have Do you think we can do anything with the Afghan yet?

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Give us the rosemary. I mean, I don't know. She's sitting inside. It's cold. So we might need it cuz he keeps saying how cold it is

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this is survival on know

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either

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and we didn't ask about the cave with the hermit that's why we should you want to go back there poke around. Well I thought let's just see what we can do with the the cashmere that's the word Afghan with rosemary okay. So last last year in the channel Rosemary the mayor's daughter is here a Rosemary you want to Afghan Rosemary kisses you on the cheek and drapes, the pashmina over our shoulders.

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Please remove pashmina from your inventory plus one

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stat bonus

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okay

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I'm out.

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Oh yeah, yes, you stand in the town square. It's dark and chilly out here road. Without employees

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wishing well is here, okay?

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It's our north south east west East east. You are walking along old pond road Hawaii cobblestone road that used to be lined with rose bushes. There's a sign here

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exits west, north south.

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Kermit boys to South right he had South leejohn my own map.

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You You stand at the edge of the old pond the clear night sky above is full of stars. There's an old rowboat here a pathway runs along the pond, long pond to the north and south exit smart south

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south again.

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An old man sits by the fire as I have a dark cave he lost and thought and doesn't appear to notice you. His feet looks slightly warmer though now that you've given him. Okay. Examine cave. The cave looks like it's only really big enough for the hermit filled with his fire. And really not much else. It's kind of dirty. Also like overhang not okay, okay

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there's nothing else in their

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exits north. Ah, well

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I guess we'll go

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north I guess. You stand at the end of the old pause there nice guy was full starters there's an old robot here exits North South intermode

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its head

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north

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you're walking down old pond road y cobblestone road that used to be lined with rose bushes. There's a sign here Exit

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West, North South here

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the changes of cabins or fishing poles in this area

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so if I examine my surroundings is that it just grows but just nothing else there used to be rose bushes okay all right use the past tense What do they replace now? Nothing there's nothing somebody some some jerk pick them came to a princess or something

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so here are options are where we got it we can go west back to town or north to the tree. Okay

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let's turn is it yours news?

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No, you arrive at a bend in the road there's an old tree stump here exits East south. We gotta go east. You stand outside the walls of the castle surrounded by deep moat. A castles drawbridge is currently up. exits are West kinter moat

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Yeah, so uh

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we think we take the boat and drag it could we didn't think about portaging Oh snap. I'm gonna try it Let's go see if we can yeah go back alright so when you turn to thinking about moving the damn boat but do you have any

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idea why does it not work? Yeah

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go all the way back down there for me to say this is really heavy Right so we have a moat with something in it and now sharp index and a kiss so and

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plus one

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x plus one kiss to raise our vitality so

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can we

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yeah there was bubbles there was something in there Can we walk around the castle like walk around the moat? This is a pretty extensive yeah cuz I only choices were intermode so

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here we go here we go ready save

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using up one of your three say slot yeah anyway

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you have two remaining save slots okay x in hand intermode as you enter the water a monstrous catfishes big horse rears up but you managed to fend it off with Your newly sharpened axe. it sinks once more below the murky water you are you are in the moat you are treading water just within reach of the castle walls you don't feel safe here exits out so try treading water treading water you within reach of the castle walls

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don't feel safe. No Yeah,

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we got to look around the room there. I kill the catfish so definitely chase the cat way. It's mortally wounded. mortally wounded going back to regenerate.

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Examine

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tearing closely you know some loose stone in the wall

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stone. All right. Inspect stone. It's loose. Seems like you've been pulling out easily. Okay.

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Reach up and balls

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point with all your mind. She moves us to the way revealing a tunnel That's it either a small town or a really big stone

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and one time you think that you have yeah okay

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shatters

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right yeah. inter inter tunnel squeeze through the narrow opening and find yourself somewhere underneath the castle. Light filters instrument opening to the north. A dark tunnel leads off to the north. You hear a deep rumbling sound from the south. To the east. You see flickering lights through a hole dug into the wall. There's a skeleton here. exits South interhome or inter Tunnel

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Tunnel. Yeah.

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So first of all, wait so there's

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there's something north.

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Right? There's one you read those directions again, though. You find yourself somewhere underneath the castle. Yeah, light filters and from an opening to the noise. A dark tunnel leads off to the north. You hear a deep rumbling sound from the south. To the east you see flickering lights through a hole dug into the wall.

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Okay, there is a skeleton here.

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Examine the skeleton. You see the remains of a fallen adventure a cloud and fire scorched armor has broken shield bears the heraldry of

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chin castle

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let me make sure I get my directions right here it's about to get into the we're very we can we loot anything off Skelton that seems like a bad idea. You need to let him rest in peace

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scores so there's

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fire. Yeah.

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Well, I don't really want to go south currently

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Question

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I'm sorry. I do not understand East a whole, whole whole your whole I have to make sure that

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Yeah, he makes me sure he says whole

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East is home. Yeah, he's his whole upstairs was dark, dark just as a word North that's back from that that that technically just as a note that is back to the moat north is back to the moat through that.

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Oh, okay. So

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yeah, so it says a dark tunnel leads off to the north. Yeah that goes back to the tunnel like oh sorry that goes back to the moat the to the south is the whole Yeah, sounds good me from where the sounds coming from. I'm gonna I'm going to clarify this. Because what that what that what they said there does not match up well it doesn't match up either because I entered the castle going easy and then if I leave the castle empty good nor

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let's say you've worked your way through the tunnels ok ok ok

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ok ok so it's fair so yeah so north is out yes South is through the whole through the whole okay and in in

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East is into the tunnel

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so further into the tunnel further into the tunnel

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yeah we will we'll go with that okay just to clarify because the where's the rumbling sound coming from the south okay so actually the whole the whole so yeah loud noises loud noises okay and then East so I saw I saw go east he seemed like the least threatening option I have currently you find yourself in the dungeon tortures flicker high above casting sinister shadows and twisting scared staircase leads up you see a whole walking to the wall of one of the cells exits are up, or Interpol Okay, so enter so stairs go up, right yeah

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you are intertidal you just came out of the tunnel

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yeah okay

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so the options are staircase up or tunnel or the tunnel back where it came from so far west Okay, so yeah some chains here. dungeon chains bars are we in the dungeon?

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Yeah so examine

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dungeon. You see a series of lines scratched into the wall looks like someone was here for a long time Can I take a torch? The torches are out of your reach

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no prisoners run away Okay,

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yes. up

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you are on the dungeon stairs upstairs you hear several of the king's guards talking about current events. Someone's left an old lamp here. exits up or down. Okay, so don't like a landing area. Let's see that is to take lamp. You now have a lamp in your possession.

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Okay. We have acquired

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I'm

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yeah, I'm as lamb lamb

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yeah

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Doors are upstairs.

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Yeah.

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Ah, what happened Okay, you said go up up sure several guards patrol the courtyard of the castle the guards yell halt

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Who goes there

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that you are arrested for trespassing and are locked in the dungeon where you spend the rest of your miserable days the

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end dang it.

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Then you say mode say okay. You say that okay, you are standing outside the walls of action castle the castles random

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idea. The castle drawbridge is currently up.

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exits are west or intermode. brandishing acts as you enter the water monsters catfish as big as a horse bruise up. But you managed to fend it off with your newly sharpened and it's looking x Thank you so the boy did it. Thanks once more below the murky water. You are now treading water in the moat just within reach of the castle. You do not feel safe here. exits are out examine careful peering closely universe illusions

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losing stone to the wall

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roof stone

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pulling with all your might you move the stone other way revealing a tunnel.

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intertidal you squeeze through the nearing tunnel you find yourself somewhere underneath the castle light he's filters him from an opening to the north. A dark tunnel leads off to the north as well. You hear a deep rumbling sound from the south. To the west it's to the west you see flickering lights through a hole dug into the wall. There's a skeleton here and it's our south or a year ago. Well let's get the lamps Yeah, we have to go back my exits are where your exits are north south or east I gotta go east east coast is done he should be done James Yes, you are in the dungeon torches slicker hi love casting sinister shadows below and interesting staircase leads up you see a hold against the wall. One of the exits are up. Oh, oh, yeah. Is that where I came from? get three Okay, okay. So exits are up or east or west. Go up. up you are on the dungeon stairs upstairs you hear several of the king's guards talking about current events. Someone's left an old lamp here. exits are up, down grab lamp lamp the lamp. Yes, you now have one lamp in your inventory. Okay. Go up again go down murder he were in the dungeon torches took a high amount of casting sinister shadows interesting staircase lead up you see a hole dug into the wall himself. exits are up or West now that I have a lamp do I see anything else in the dungeon? I'm sorry, I didn't understand it. Do I see anything else? re examine with lamp this lamp round of oil long. Lame like it can't be lit it's pretty useless. So Upper West Yeah, so well up his death. So

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sure I didn't miss anything when you're in the dungeon torture slicker hi buff casting center channels and interesting circus leads up you are oh

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yes within the whole

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Okay, the whole Franco's the other yeah but that's there's a place that way that we haven't explored yet yeah we're no guards

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says loud noises but no guards that will

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wrap this up or West

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yeah when you find yourself somewhere underneath the castle light filters in from an opening describe of tunnels and exits are the south or east

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so South

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eyes blinking you emerge into a large room with vaulted ceiling. It's the treasure trove of action castle castle. A huge dragon is here. I'm wearing a top of treasure pile north. Oh, let's see if I go here. I found small

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So, so

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Okay, small who did who got us here? Was it me? Yeah. Okay, so it's your turn. It's our north.

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Oh yeah, I was gonna say there's a

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examine treasure trove. You see thousands of gold coins a king's ransom of precious gems and a gleaming sword forged from the finest steel

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yield by dragging both

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what's the dream like a nice oh we got

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tests we saw

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supplant are now the

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kiss for the

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do wyverns like kisses I'm not sure I call wasn't specific was a no it was not Is it a fireman Was it might be a five M A? No, unless you examine dragon beast with razor sharp claws and scaly hide his strongest deal the dragon is lying atop a mountain of treasure

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soundly asleep yeah smile

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there's a sword here yeah

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yes sword scared

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me save well into the game

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bores the sword

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examine sword the sword isn't just gleaming its glowing true what do you think we should Indiana Jones it like Switch the axe

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the fire wakes up rears its ugly head and burns you

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Okay, so lame.

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Alright so low game d d t t t t t you find outside the walls of castle the castle surrounded by deep motor skills gonna kill fish into your mouth yet that you managed to bend it off with wax loaded up

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treading water

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there's a blue

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shorter squeeze through and find yourself somewhere underneath castle okay now

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for the lamp is it doesn't even work. It's Is the oil is

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lamp it needs a home but it's a lamp oil is lamp to see your head south first well that's back to dragon land

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desk

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Yeah, the sword we probably need to have an axe sure so we fast it over we skip we skip my sorry Brandon I guess we'll go back south we're gonna go I know re examine this drag eyes blinking you merge into a larger with vaulted ceiling. It's a treasure trove of action castle the huge dragon is here slumbering atop a treasure pile a bizarre North

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there is a grumpy dragon

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on the treasure file. I don't have anything please.

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It's true.

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Can we

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talk to the dragon?

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The dragon wakes up I hungrily enrollers. Another mortal man to test himself against my riddle.

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Oh no.

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But his smile yeah sure has nothing yet has everything

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and

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wait

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with the man tell us

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who has

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what was it? What is the dragon

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boat with Dragons who has nothing yet has ever Everything even though

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even the forest Wiseman

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as everything he needs player

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and you die

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low game

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do you stand outside?

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You eyes blinking here merged into a large room with vaulted ceiling.

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Talk to dragon talk the dragon dragon wakes up

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against my little

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boy who has nothing yet has everything. Yeah, because I have to talk to a dragon that says well I have it but it's like a breed or for Yes, that's why I said forest. Wiseman has everything you need.

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A who has nothing It has everything

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wise man poor wise man WELL DONE How choose your reward

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takes wires

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falling emeralds

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the fall champion sword a bold choice rose rose the dragon he leave me now You strap the sword to your waist and the dragon once again returns to his lumber toward toward toward blowing towards wired sort of glowing North what is it what is it swings me

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about the rest

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is a seminar with our letter

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M. Alright, so now we have sword Okay, back to

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magner if

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you find yourself somewhere underneath the castle on the underground kind of home is our south, north and east and north I know we have to go we have to go east. North is back outside. Oh yeah, that's not a good East east. You are in the dungeon torches flicker high above casting sinister shadows abbulu exits are up or west. up you are on the drag dungeon staircase. Upstairs you hear several kings guards talking about current events. Someone flipped an old lamp here I can turn up or down. Take lamp do now have an old lamp looks like it ran out of oil a long time ago probably would have been noticed the first time around.

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Rub the lives

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you feel oddly satisfying.

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Dragons

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right now we have sward we have x before as well. Yeah, but now we have glowy sort of gloominess. Yes, so takes word yo. hand guards patrol to Korea. Are to the castle the guards begin to have who they taking immediate notice of your glowing magic sword and escort you through the great feasting Hall into the throne room.

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So facing Hall is that still East

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you go through the facing Hall East into the throne room which

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so table where once long ago dwelt a candle to Cqr in the throne room of action castle King Is Here he sits upon an ornate golden throne. A pair of royal guards wait by the door exits are

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West, okay.

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Okay, so we're in the throne room.

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Hello, you're tingling King, this king speak to speak king. The king looks at you knowingly and nods his head.

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How do I parse live?

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and goes back to to admire you waiting for a better start. better answer better

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bow

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Yeah, look at Xena.

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The king has a long flowing beard and wears a golden crown. The King also is wearing a pair of velvet slippers

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or, or he's a hermit

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Yeah, no, I don't know what

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to do.

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I think maybe regicide might be

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might be need a bow. genuflect,

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present.

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Okay.

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The King takes a sword from you and says this kingdom needs a clever mind as much as it needs a keen blade. Are you up to the challenge my son? Sure, the king touches your shoulder with a flat of the swords blade and pronounces you the new champion of action cats the end

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play a boat escape

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Yes, I'm afraid do it

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by the way is called flaming goat.

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You want to transition you exit the subway and find yourself standing all alone on the subway platform. There's an escalator here there's a soda vending machine here exits are up.

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Head but soda machine

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searching the machine carefully rebuild an unopened Canada Sprite. Oh yeah. If I'm a good am I ago Can we go Can we take spray or we know what we're trying to find our true identity take spray

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you open the spray you pop the top of the can let us be pleasant

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they sneak since right Sammy apparently it's a partial time

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drink pray that Kim was sitting on the subway A long time ago you actually noticed that it has a little bit of rat feces on it new wisely decided not to quench your thirst

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exits are up.

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The escalator is broken. Now it is merely stairs.

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Down, Up. Sorry for the I'm sorry, I don't understand up. Dead exits are up. Walk up escalator. You're standing on a broken escalator there's a flaming go to your blocking your path exits are up or down throw sprite

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you take your open can a sprite

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that didn't drink and douse it on the poor go to do get rid of yes known as a flaming like on fire go does he go now looks at you not on fire anymore but still a little hungry

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can eat the can the coat the goat

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gladly takes the cam from you and walks up to go. Your exits are now up or down. Yeah. You were standing at the top of the broken escalator and yeah, you may go about your daily commute was up with that goat amen

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why

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Why is this happening?

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So you guys made it to every and you did everything the one thing is if you tried to enter the mode with an unarmed and sharpened with an unarmed and

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sharpen sharpen shaggy

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you would have eaten by a catch fish yes clear

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and then if you had not

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have given your slippers to the old man they would not have been on the king yes and they go and yeah so if you guys took the sword which was the obviously the most if you would have if you would have taken the gyms the dragon would have said how typical for human now be gone and a shoot would have opened up to your feet and you would tumble down into the hermit cave which is not accessible the other yeah Then if you were taking the gold he says have you learned nothing? Boy well take as much as you can carry as you greedily stuff your pockets with the coins attacking the dragon with a sword as they'll advised it didn't work for the champion did it? And if you try and now leave with the gold and you go back into the moat you think and

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fair because you

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took the stone out

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I thought that was a bad idea

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yeah, now then so yeah go

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Yeah, I'm so besides me totally forgetting the old pond road. The other thing that is weird about this, that I had forgotten that was that the direction switch the Yeah, well, because it does. It says South inter whole or inter tunnel. Yeah. But the tunnel and the whole don't correspond to what they're talking about here. Yeah, says because it says from the south, you see something but what they want you to do is go through the tunnel, which is south, but it's some weird Thank you. Yeah, yeah because it it was like because like when you came into the castle we were going east and then it's like north or south. Like what? Yeah, I mean this Yeah. The North leads back out so North actually leads West

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Yeah. And

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so and I think what they meant to say there is like if you're walking all of a sudden there's a hole. Yeah, that's fair. But still that's it. So it's video. That was that was the Reaper. And then yeah, I flipped to the second page. I was like, Oh, yeah, there's the flaming go. Yeah, there was a little more. Yeah, man. So we have done action castle and returned to action castle, there is still a jungle adventure. Yeah, no. And there is still parse the six shooter. Oh, yeah. I think yes. Not ready for the jungle vendor was a scary. I really. We could I don't want to do we wanted to we could record that one right. Now, and we can release a separate episode. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. We will do the

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