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Do you love castles? Are you addicted to action? This episode is for YOU!! The boys play through Action Castle 3 and see if they live to tell the tale! Don’t forget to check the ceiling!
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exits, goblin, west, wizard, east, mushrooms, cleric, baby, pendant, spider, examine, dark, dwarf, crown, javelin, castle, steps, forest, north, south
00:04
Welcome to Oh brother, a podcast of three brothers trying to figure it all out with your host Brandon Cullen and Aaron on this week's show sleep coming there is a deed and a legit plan welcome it's a live in person recording or recording duty
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when you overlay the intro it's gonna sound so bad to be so out of sync the listeners will hate you
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it'll actually add so much
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I think it'll be like a delay like Echo right it would be very exciting to offset it yeah but like to seek a painted down and painted man there you go.
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That'd be purposely bluesy if I chose it
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all right, that's true fair No. The so yes listeners it is true live and in person recording because Thanksgiving right Hello. Hello. So we are sitting currently in our childhood dining room table well kitchen table kids do sorry. Get the facts
01:17
right because they really care about that
Brandon 01:18
video. Yes, this is a show all about facts. Yes, clearly. Here we are doing our last time we're in person so long Oh, oh no.
01:33
We all know I'm worried you may have thought
01:40
that there was just one action cancel and then when you had to exit gallop I'm sure you were like there surely can't possibly be another one. Well, I
01:47
when I was when I was distracted by Six Gun showdowns and just being lost in the jungle, you forgot I did forget that there was cash castles of action. There is indeed locker. Air you are correct. We need paper if Lily has not confiscated all of it.
02:05
There's copious amounts of a pink marker and a yellow highlighter. Downstairs. My printer paper. I thought there may have been more on hand.
02:15
Pardon? What I'm doing all late. All right. I'll run downstairs real quick and grab some off the printer. Aaron.
02:25
Oh, no. That's packaged. That's weird. Alright, alright. Here we are.
02:33
At the old typical horse riding on the
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back listeners. I have not actually gone through all the way with action Castle three so this will be an adventure for all of us. I mean, I'm a highly experienced dungeon master and game extraordinare pencil stupid or pencil
03:06
Castiel now that the title reads it all comes down to this action Castle three beneath action Castle
03:14
not reading we've already been beneath action castle there was a dungeon there was a torch? I think I felt like Link dragon or something. I don't really remember there was a Ghost
03:25
King man. Yeah, that you had to give the handle to remember that shoe.
03:29
So listeners if you want to get caught up on all the action in the castle. There are in fact two other episodes about this very game. They're kind of fun. We played them badly, but that's all right.
03:45
I feel like the dungeon master's DM should provide us with a little grid board and like little crafts and we know where we have
03:55
some graph paper and not Why has our father purchase the world's flimsiest printer
03:59
paper. It's like single ply toilet paper for your printer and I don't understand it.
04:03
It reminds me of the old printer the width of the thing on the side what was that called?
04:09
Dot printer dot matrix
04:11
the dot matrix printer yeah and you can rip it off and yeah that's what reminds me it is
04:17
literally it's it's beyond Caesar but I mean it's just straight up transparent at this point is
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true. I can see my phone through it if I like
04:26
which is quite disturbing. All right, you Yeah, I'll have links to those other ones this is all a game by memento mori
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I'll have links for that you can go there there so
04:39
you stand at a crossroads I don't know which one he wants to go first you can say well I read this you stand at a crossroads the ruins of one's glorious action Castle lie to the east guess what what constitutes an actual castle? Why is the cat is this like how was moving castle or it's like we're taking actions
04:55
in a castle
04:56
has there not been enough action for you? Well, which is fine because this is it The third action Castle Castle castle we have a fishing pole.
05:04
We got to look for a fishing pole.
05:06
Okay Crossroads Castle okay ruins of a ruins ruins of one's glorious action Castle lie to the east. A dark forest loons to the west. The road north will take you home.
Brandon 05:17
Exits are east and north east west. East. West is Forest North is home. North home,
05:30
let's just call it a like bow. It's like one of the things it's like started and Buddha
05:36
used to do that. We couldn't do that. I'm gonna write what forests forest but
05:41
darker what is south? We didn't say exits are north east west. So
05:48
so good against the wall. Do we have any items?
05:53
Yeah no
06:04
there'll be lots of paper rustling in this episode. Which we I know we love because we can do fully work.
06:10
Or I guess
06:12
just Westberg Thank you. SMR trying to sleep upstairs we now call it laughs ASMR so it's not true
06:24
don't stop it right. So what that ruins? Before we explore Do you think we should go home and see if there's any supplies for us at our house?
06:32
I was gonna say look like look around to see if there's anything at the crossroads.
06:35
Oh, okay, you can do that. Do we?
06:38
Can we get Elephanta coins in? Is there someone playing guitar? By the by acrosser
06:43
It is quite lonely here with the road leading off missing lists surrounding you.
Brandon 06:50
Alright, so I say go home first
06:56
because we don't have gear to explore any any forests that are dark or castles. Formerly they had action in them. So we I'm going to go north. Are you sure you
07:08
want to return home and injure adventure? Oh,
07:11
just kidding. All right. Yes. Wait. Game over. Okay, apparently I was overthinking this. I was hoping there was like a chest in my house. Like my future cape or something.
07:22
But I'm waited over the past several actually. gasolines Yeah, my fishing pole. And my other fishing pole. My stick bowl. Typically, there's always something there's either something good in ruins that we're either picked over. Or there's something like bad as like these are ruined because there's a demon.
07:40
The force is dark. And we don't have a light for the net is dark and Voltaire. You know what time of day is? Talking 14 All right. Well, let's what's the worst that can happen?
07:53
I'm sorry. Did you ask what you haven't on you? Just that officially? Oh, yes. Okay, uh, you have a backpack which contains a lantern so this may address the dark forest. Well, that's very helpful. A dagger? Hey lockpicks
08:10
well this is literally the most you've ever started in a water skin. So lantern.
08:15
I'm an expert at this. Lantern lantern. I don't know if you dagger.
08:20
lock picks what else?
08:24
lock pick waterskin
Brandon 08:26
waterskin is the waterskin bowl. No. So waterskin empty, empty. Okay. All right, now we have stuff well, we have stuff so this is our oil or anything in the later we don't have any matches.
08:43
No matches, but it is a lantern we'll say
08:46
lantern. Kim will say like, okay, and be lit still off. You have to hit the button.
08:58
Alright, so let's go let's go see the ruins.
09:03
I'm gonna go east East Yeah, okay,
09:07
so ruins flipping pages with the pages gonna pay seriously flipping curiously
09:11
well thing okay.
09:12
Oh, all that's left of action Castle is this courtyard, a lonely tower and a few crumbling walls in the tower. A rickety wooden stairway leads up to the tower and dark stairwell descends to the dungeon.
09:28
Exits are West, up, down right here
09:39
to turn. So we have rickety stairs
Brandon 09:45
into a tower and dark stairs leading down dark sadly down so typically, in the course
09:57
of the very end you do up See there's anything there. You can hide from any dangers. So are we talking like Oh, those are like, Oh, I can probably pull my weight stairs or we were more like,
10:10
if I look at them funny they'll fall over stairs. They look like they seem better days but could probably but couldn't support your weight.
10:16
Alright, for sure upstairs
10:18
you're going up?
10:19
Yes. Okay.
10:20
You insert the tower to find it cluttered with old books. There's a wizard here buddy. Peering through a telescope
Brandon 10:31
are down. wizard with telescope. Your girl? What's her hurry? Maybe? Is it a hairy wizard?
10:42
Smell? Okay,
10:45
is it a wizard or a warlock wizard or a sorcerer? Wizard? It's a Wild
10:49
Magic Sword. Is it a battle mage? What are we talking about?
10:52
Wizard? Okay. All right. We do have a wizard but okay, anyway. Can I address
10:59
the wizard? Open dialog?
11:03
Have you come across any spell books in your travels? I seem to have misplaced mine.
11:07
Ah, no. Okay, we have a question now. Find spellbook.
11:14
Okay. Find the boot guess down. Well, should means well,
11:19
should we inspect the books? Should we expect room? Or is there more conversation?
11:25
He goes back to his telescope hearing
11:27
so does not
11:29
mean you can I guess you could talk to him again. If he says same thing. Well know that his NPC dialogue is over until we give him
11:39
Can I
11:40
so wizard all these books. He said that? Can I inquire
11:46
for further information?
11:48
He seems really engrossed in the telescope and mumbles more about how he can't find that spell book. He really wishes he had what what spells look?
11:56
Is there a specific moment giving you that on
11:59
Amazon? You know I Oh, it's been so long. It's it's hard I I just I really missed that spell
12:06
book. So that's a no okay, we can I inspect the room further see if there's anything I can have.
12:13
room is filled with books placed here in there, an Open Journal lying on the table and his telescope that he keeps running back to as he writes down notes as he punches as he touches a wand in his hand. Okay,
12:30
do we stand next to it not exactly reading, hearing into the circle but not exactly.
12:36
You read okay. You read it's hard to make out because of the scribble but you do see the gray who was in particular prefers a warm dark environment
12:45
where it can ambush the unwary by dropping down from above
12:50
it then engulf and digest its prey and its smears and moves on to the next page.
12:55
Okay, great. Who's the who's from the powering on ceiling?
12:59
Gotcha.
13:00
Oh, this is this is the the depths in Dark Souls One right? So it's a little filled with monsters on the ceiling close slimes before gaping dragon
13:14
K. Alright,
13:16
so we're good. We down down.
13:20
Castle Ruins die all that's left here of action castles. This courtyard, a lonely tower and a few crumbly moles. A rickety wooden stairway leads up to the tower. A dark stairwell descends to the dungeon exits our
Brandon 13:33
West up, down Yeah,
13:38
down to dark to see
13:40
oh, and I liked the lantern. Okay, you can light it okay.
13:44
Yeah, you found let's say you found some Flintlock okay you go down to you're supposed to be a dungeon you enter the dungeon dark corridor runs there might be a nice dungeon you know.
13:59
There was an undead vampire thing in here last a dark
14:02
corridor runs east to west a stone stair leads up there are a few dark and dingy cells here. Exits are west
14:11
east up we'll see if we need to explore the cell
14:20
the cell Yeah. You search the cells and find a shiny pendant buried under the straw bedding.
Brandon 14:25
Pendant pendant so inventory view ad turned into yes pickup ended. Okay. Yes, um Can we look I want to look at the Okay, so we're still in the thing with ourselves anything
14:49
you've searched you search. Let's search this. You've searched the cells and you found that pin.
14:54
Okay, I want to look up at the ceiling.
14:58
It is quite dingy and dirty but no sign up grades
15:02
okay nice okay iron
15:08
east or west east or west or looking looking up the entire time
15:16
oh let's go let's go east east west
15:21
turn day you're walking down a long dark corridor at the far end is an iron door covered in spikes there are some human remains here exits our East
Brandon 15:31
West waste by the hallways
15:35
keeps going at the foreign has an iron door covered in spikes so you've reached the door and there's some human remains here exits are east and west.
Brandon 15:42
So you can I can interact with the door to do that um by the door
15:58
go oh yeah
16:08
can I inspect the remains,
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you see a gruesome sight a pair of severed arms touching a small metal lockbox the rest of the body has nowhere to be found apart from the arm only an iron belt buckle and half a leather boot remained the stone underneath is stained
Brandon 16:23
and corroded boxes important yeah yeah. Okay really attempt to dislodge the box Yeah, we can examine you said
16:42
examine box Yeah,
16:43
it's box out there we literally
16:46
locked box can we take it and put it in our inventory?
16:49
Really you have a lockbox?
16:51
Okay. That's what we want to do.
16:54
I mean, you also check can also check your inventory. What else would you have?
16:59
True. Okay, so can I lock pick the lock box?
17:04
It takes time but you managed to pick the lock inside his crown
17:09
crown so I don't have lock picks anymore. Are they single use lock picks? No. Okay, okay. Okay.
17:16
So it was a we do or do not have them anymore. You do have something relocated okay now we have a crown crown a crown
17:23
a crown to stop it okay, go inspect crown
17:31
it must have belonged to the ruler of action castle to us it's solid gold and impressive with gems and fit for a king
17:38
or queen.
17:42
Okay well can I try to open the door
Brandon 17:49
I indoor Yeah.
17:54
Tony this as you reach for the door something slimy and wet drops down from the ceiling and adults you in a corrosive gray slime you tried to scream but no sound comes out of you you're slowly dissolved but that just Aaron you were right he should have looked at it should have saved
18:10
Okay
18:12
Welcome to Castle three All right die you died. Okay well speed run stress and standard across
18:24
the roads are the ones glorious or force looms to the west or north take you home
Brandon 18:29
give you no but but yeah, she's gonna know
18:41
who's going to try the other way first.
18:43
Well you have it then I'd have to redo my whole inventory and that would mentally messed me up so we're just gonna Yeah, we'll just retrace our steps together.
18:50
Alright. You were in the castle ruins all that's left of action Castle is this courtyard, a lonely tower and a few crumbling walls. A rickety wooden stairway leads up to the tower a dark stairwell to send to the dungeon
19:00
Hey, we're in with the book of Genesis and as I'll just go down yeah,
19:03
maybe we have to get the quest first and we
Brandon 19:08
should we use metagame knowledge or we did die so we did I guess we can just go down because we didn't get anything out
19:17
there right we just got that there's great news Yeah,
19:20
and I already within Okay, yeah, so I already know there's gonna lose I already know there's who's gonna kill me from the door I'm gonna draw a slime on my map. Alright down dungeon Yeah,
19:29
you into the dungeon quarter runs east west the stone stair Lita. There were a few dark and dingy cells here. Exits are west east up.
19:35
Well yeah, they explore the thing good. Yeah, anything you find a
19:38
tiny pin it buried under the straw Manning?
19:40
Okay. East East so you go to the dark corridor? Yes.
19:47
You're walking down a long dark quarter at the Barnes and iron door covered in spikes. There were similar names here. Okay,
19:54
examine examine remains.
19:58
You see a gruesome sight pair of severed arms crossed This small little lockbox money is nowhere to be found apart from the arms on the iron belt buckle and make the stone underneath is stained in corroded
20:06
chain. Get open lockbox.
20:11
It takes some time but you may speak lock inside is a crown. Okay, so now he's working okay, so
20:16
now we have a crown we know that the slime will murderess and I don't I don't know how to kill a slime cuz his notes didn't say just said it likes to live on the ceiling
Brandon 20:30
right do we
20:34
so what do you want to go to the other side and see if there's
20:40
a West and see if there's anything yeah so
20:43
when you enter back into the dungeon the dark corner runs east to west stone stairway leads up there a few dark and dingy cells here. It's our west east up okay, so
20:54
West,
20:55
go west. Okay, you enter a vaulted chamber filled broken crates and empty shells if anything valuable was here. It was looted a long time ago. There is a large stone statue here exits our east.
21:09
Okay, so it's the end. So
21:13
vaulted thing,
Brandon 21:14
vaulted room. Oh statue Whose turn is
21:21
mine okay what is this good is a statue examine statue,
21:28
just large stone statue depicts a stern looking figure clad in armor. It's fist is raised to the heavens and has suffered some
Brandon 21:35
damage can I put the dagger in his hand?
21:43
Some of his fingers are broken off as if something was pried loose that doesn't seem to carry
21:49
anything carry you put the crown on the statue.
21:53
As you step towards the statue a trapdoor opens beneath your feet sending you tumbling down a steep chute to a cavern below you land in a sprawling heap atop a cluster of cane mushrooms miraculous miraculously they break your fall you suffer only minor bruises
22:10
wow okay we're not dead we're not not expecting to be okay so not dead
22:16
Okay. In the Do we still
22:19
have the ground?
22:20
Yes you still have everything and as you look up you still you see that the trapdoor remains open and I can I need to turn to page
22:29
okay, you
22:33
you are any wide chamber carpeted with purple spotted cave mushrooms at word is underlying. To the south is a narrow tunnel choked with cobwebs and cramped passage leads
Brandon 22:45
West Oh dear. Okay, mushrooms. So the only direction is West. We have west or south right
23:02
West exits or west or south?
23:04
Yeah. The South one is the creepy hole with cobwebs in it.
23:10
And then the other one is west. How many
23:17
lives do we need to examine mushrooms?
23:19
There's any sports or anything that's sure Yeah, yeah.
23:25
Having landed on many of them have stumbled down you see chunks of smashed mushroom or scattered across the floor in the distance you see more that are seem to have been planted in carefully laid out in rows. Ah hum down here
23:40
somebody's garden and now they're going to be crossed with us.
23:43
Yes, but we have a crown do
23:44
this we're a pendant unless it's like the Dark Souls pendant does nothing. So crown crown on most in your state Okay, let's number pony again. Oh man. How terrible let's go I want to go okay, do you want to save it? Oh, how many saves we get? Three we have come we have come. Okay,
24:22
so I need to write this down.
24:24
I need to go save Yeah,
24:26
save save save one. You're in the mushroom room. Garden. Yeah, mushroom. Garden and you have dispenser brown plate. Yeah. Okay. You don't have anything else a pendant. Oh, shiny pendant that you didn't exam around. That Okay, so you go to down the you headed west, south south. Oh, the tunnel ends in a large web that spans the western area. Oh yawn is a sheer drop off a narrow tunnel leads north. A pair of bodies hanging from the ceiling. It's our north and
Brandon 25:10
west West. Yep, Kate says
25:15
beyond is a sheer drop off a narrow tunnel leads. Oh, it says leads north but a pair of bodies hanging from the ceiling.
25:22
Examine bodies.
25:25
You see a desiccated goblin corpse and a freshly caught dwarf wrapped in strands of spider silk. As you approach the dwarf struggles weekly and as bonds
Brandon 25:33
Okay, can I cut him out with a dagger?
25:37
The spider comes out racing from the ceiling and pounces on you sinks its fangs into your body paralyzed you watch helplessly as you're wrapped up and hung from the ceiling. The
25:47
and a dagger though. Alright, dab Sheila. Okay, so we're back in the mushroom room. We know certain death awaits us at spider.
25:57
But that's only when we examined anything. That's not only when I tried to free the door. Yes. So the webs picked up. Yeah. So
26:07
we could still go that way. Yeah, I mean, there's still there's still an exit though. That's true. Okay, well, okay. Yeah, we can do that. Okay, so you're in the mushroom room exits are south and west.
26:21
So you went we went south,
26:22
so Okay, exits are north and west.
26:26
Okay, so we we've seen the dwarf and the other dead goblin.
Brandon 26:30
So what if we went west this time? Oh, spider come to kill us again. I'm trying to read Oh, no, actually,
26:43
no, you can't you can't listen. The because the lap look web stands the Western exit. Okay, okay. So sorry. i Yeah. Okay,
26:50
so that's not there.
26:54
In the north, the narrow tunnel leads north that
26:56
goes back the way that's why I just came Yeah, okay. Yes. So yeah. All right.
27:00
So we know that there so you see
27:01
that a large slab with the two bodies hanging in there. Okay, and as you look up, you see a spider in nearly the size of a small horse. I'll camouflage against the rock of the ceiling.
27:11
Okay, so
27:12
I earned the web and I played Skyrim that's true. No, they do
27:20
love that um,
27:23
yeah let's
27:25
right very subtle air only work in the background
27:32
is opening up No, it's walking through the crunchy underbrush in a tunnel the tunnel is gravel the cap definitely no barber Alright, okay, so did we okay, I'm trying to think here.
28:01
I have a feeling this is important because nothing's going to change this later. You won't need to run the air. And with trapping, so Okay, mine
28:10
Okay, that's true. The garden there that we messed up. All right, so um, so back to the mushroom
Brandon 28:17
room. Plus calm was trying to give us a hint. He knew how to pronounce it.
28:22
Yeah. Was there anything that we didn't examine the pendant? I didn't think that oh, do you wanna look at the pendant? Yeah. Why spider comes down to murder me to be like, well look at this shot. It's shiny and cool. Where did you find that? Tangent was
28:47
it looks like it has some kind of holy symbol shaped like a fist holding a lightning bolt. The metal is cheap pewter worth only a few copper pieces. So you're in the mushroom room. Exits our South attach spider and waist
29:04
to cramped passage.
29:07
Well, I guess we could go check out the Western. Go lesson see?
29:11
You emerge into a large cavern. A steep slope leads back to the surface to the east is a cramped passage. Your soft mewling cries from within a crack in
Brandon 29:20
the wall where exits exits our East up fissure the Okay. whimpering
29:35
Do we need a lighter lantern?
29:37
Oh no we can start the lit it's already loaded. Oh yeah. So
29:41
yeah. When did you pick up when we're calving okay in there fish crag st with Okay, well, I guess we should examine Fisher.
29:51
You think you could squeeze inside the Fisher if you weren't wearing a pack? Oh.
29:58
To put the dagger in our teeth.
30:00
fries and was whimpering continues sounding distressed
30:07
I don't want to do there Can I do it? Yeah, is the backpack the only way I have an inventory? Yeah, so I put the bag down I have nothing you have
30:15
nothing but the future doesn't look like from what you can see it doesn't have to go back far you can't you just can't see the whole picture what's inside
30:26
Can we can we examine the fissure with the lantern?
30:29
We will be doing that it's hard to see because of the way the cracks are gonna pass. Okay,
Brandon 30:35
but you do hear like distressed Okay, well I guess content Okay, and interfere proceed.
30:50
You're barely able to squeeze in which deep inside is a bundle wrapped in rags.
30:54
With a wind brain it's coming from. Okay, examine
31:01
bundle you see a wrinkly face with green skin yellow Kalik eyes and a tuft of red hair. It's a baby goblin probably abandoned.
31:11
A problem maybe its parent was eaten by a spider Okay, well should we take the baby and is there anything else Zaman? Oh wait,
31:28
are we doing damn baby?
31:30
Yeah Kriging yo, baby gobble. Is there anything else in the standard? No, that's
31:35
wrapped in swaddling clothes.
31:37
Oh, laid
31:38
in a fisher only abandoned okay.
31:42
Well should we
31:45
approach the goblin in a non threatening
31:50
baby looks upset and hungry
Brandon 31:59
do baby goblin eat spiders? Do they eat mushrooms do they eat giant death slimes of death admit we have a
32:09
lot of problems here and literally zero solutions so I guess we take baby
32:13
take bed hungry baby shrieks and cries when you pick it up.
32:19
Comfort baby.
32:21
Comforting comforting doesn't seem to do much but it's whimpers died down a little bit but continue.
32:27
Okay, well can you sue then John?
32:30
Yes. So exit Fisher exit
32:33
Fisher Oh no. You stepped back into the large caverns steep slope leads back to the surface to the east of the cramped passage you hear soften ULINK out you don't get the soft million cries are in your arm yeah in the name is a little bit louder as you enter into this exits our east and up
32:49
grow grab backpack backpack. Backpack is on Okay, so we put baby backpack and add goblin baby to my inventory first through baby in spider web. So what are the directions
33:06
exits are pieced up for Back to the Future.
33:10
I don't really want to go back to the Fisher yet. I might go there to cry a little bit but I guess we should probably go up. I'll see if we can find where this baby goes. Okay, if it doesn't go babies, well we can't get back up to the dungeon because we fell through a hole on the floor
Brandon 33:28
and we don't have a rope and I don't think my
33:33
shiny pendant with the lightning bolt fist can get me up magically through what if we give the we should take the pendant to the wizard and see if it does anything. All right, but for now we're going up.
33:49
You come across an outcrop of mossy boulders and you exit through a gap of the rocks and the natural spring bubbles up from the ground nearby exits are north and back to the cavern.
34:02
Examine spring
34:04
water looks clean and clear but looks can be deceiving.
Brandon 34:08
Exactly um is a feeling we're going to fill up a water we're going to die you don't know that?
34:20
Yeah, I guess we could fill up fill we could fill the water skin right fill the water skin with water.
34:29
You refill your water skinny when Okay, fresh looking but maybe the seemingly low water question and when it is full when you drink it, no question what's at the window but with what? Who knows.
34:48
We couldn't make the baby
34:49
on the baby's cries continue. Yeah in whimpering on what directions we have exits our north and back cave.
34:59
So or north
35:02
north. You stand in a dark forest. smoke rises to the west a trail lead south through the trees you spy a shadowy figure watching your every
35:14
move. Awesome.
35:16
Okay, so I'm in the dark forest. My exits are what exits are south,
Brandon 35:19
east west. Okay, so West. Sure. Well let's I mean East should go back to the crossroad I think. Yes. Right Should we check that figure? Where's the figure standing
35:37
back in the woods
35:38
just in the woods in the woods
35:40
watching you as you come across as you're walking with a whimpering
35:43
baby okay
Brandon 35:49
so yeah, I think I think if we go east we'll be at the crossroads if we can at least make it
36:00
back to the crossroads, we can go back into the ruins and kind of go from there.
36:03
Or you could turn around and go back into the dark forest because you've already done
36:07
it. We've done the whole loop basically. Let's double check let's make it let's go east
36:11
face. You stand at a crossroads that ruins one scores action Castle lied to the east a dark forest looms behind you and the road north will take you home. Okay,
36:22
so we're back where we started? We have many new things we don't really Yeah, including a God one day okay, Blossom I can for now. Distinguish naturally. Okay.
36:37
Good things say when your resources
Brandon 36:45
well, I guess we know the wizard wants to spell book. We don't have a spell book. But can we still do any least take these other items to him? We could I guess I don't. I guess we could try. Yeah, go visit our wizard buddy.
37:03
So that would be nice. So our next few weeks are going to be east in evening and
37:09
you enter a tower filled with cluttered old books. There's a wizard here peering through a telescope
37:16
can you present a baby? Oh, it
37:20
looks like you need to feed that thing it looks mighty hungry.
37:25
Yeah, I wonder if God will do he pretty much are giving him things see what he says. Yeah, can we give him the pendant
37:32
that looks pretty worthless right to find that old piece of data we present crown
37:42
that hasn't been seen in years. Where did you find that? In
37:47
the dungeon Okay, well, that was less than my bed
37:54
but what else do we have we don't have anything else
37:56
oh we have a water Water Water
37:59
I'm all Dumpty
38:03
wizard not
38:06
want spellbook
38:08
Alright, well I guess we should probably just go through the forest because I don't have answers for
38:15
this store as a splash of data
38:19
on the disk door
38:20
I mean that's yeah, there's a lot of options we can do here but none of them really are good right like well we don't think we don't know is what is in this forest and go back and forth. Down in west down blast West. down West west
38:36
you are at the crossroads you're in the forest right you stand there and of course more present to the west trillion south through the trees you space how do you think you're watching your every move?
38:45
Okay, so the South is where the spring was so we're gonna go
38:50
south exits are south east west we're gonna go west
38:59
through
39:01
through the trees you spy a clearing where a group of bandits oh no has made
Brandon 39:06
cap pounder. Save
39:09
the bandits arm. Okay, save okay.
39:12
Right is that uh yeah, we came a long way we haven't say wow.
39:19
Save to you or at bat and
Brandon 39:22
it's been a do it.
39:32
You have baby. Babies probably not helping those hen dead. Yeah, okay. The baby cries as it enters into a new area. The badness turned towards you in a race towards you. The bandits are more than enough to handle the likes of you. They loot with they can drag. They loot they can drag you off into the woods to be eaten by wild animals the end. So,
39:57
okay, well, let's go. Let's go down to the cave let's get let's see
40:03
if the mushrooms will work let's let's let's fit let's solve one side quest first.
40:08
Okay, so all right okay so from our set so we're in the we're at the edge of the meadow right so now we're in the forest
40:16
you want to start and save two
Brandon 40:17
or ah check one oh we can back up to save one
40:24
yeah you can say what or you can start over
40:25
that's a lot though
40:28
well but from save two we just go family away from saving one we were saved
Brandon 40:34
he was been a campaign yeah because all you have to do is just go back please get get baby so we were here that's what we missed we've done we know about the spider dwarf we know
40:49
we know all of this so save we're in Yeah, the
40:54
cowboy but again if we just load here we just have to go
Brandon 40:57
down down to get west to get
41:02
back to the mushrooms. Yeah, we can get back to you. Yeah, yeah, so we just let's say to seven so like in the dark horse I'll
41:08
say you're not in the bandit camp in the dark forest because just so you know, the baby cries will continue. Yeah, they'll cry and they will attack you. Yeah,
41:17
so we're going to see definitely worse.
Brandon 41:20
Yeah, that's fair. So yeah, so then we just need to go down down east so
41:27
you're going to go to the mushroom. So you are you're going into the cavern right yeah into the cavern. You come across an outcrop multiple there's a gap between the rocks appears to lead down to the darkness and so spring goes up from the ground nearby exists or North or into cavern, tavern cavern. You emergent the large cavernous deep slope leads up to the back surface to the scissor cramped passage you the baby continues to cry
Brandon 41:55
exits are East up or Fisher East East
42:04
you are to watch him or carpeted with purple spotted a cave Marsh rooms to the south as a narrow terminal choked with cobwebs that crap tunnel leads West
Brandon 42:11
Okay, so we're in mushroom, mushroom land
42:18
big mushrooms you pick up a fifth size hunk of cave mushrooms and stuffed it into your hands Thank you
42:26
mushrooms to present mushroom to Child child does not look interested in uncooked mushrooms cooked mushroom
42:37
i i so bad okay
42:41
add mushrooms to inventory
Brandon 42:44
caves mushrooms we could make a soup we have water open water skin and
43:00
hold it up to baby's mouth don't give the dough gave it the white kids got blocked it
43:06
baby is not interested in oh my gosh hold his knife to bake no it continues to cry
43:14
okay so here's my question we know that
Brandon 43:25
so we know that
43:30
so we have death
43:34
death
43:35
and death so we know bandits will work for us because we can't
43:39
sneak until we get it yes we could put the baby down not just kidding
43:47
maybe what the hey stay with his wizard yeah I don't really want to take the baby into the spider lair
Brandon 43:58
right that doesn't sound like a great plan well, right I mean we had
44:06
to get rid of a crying goblin baby stepping away from a piece of pie
44:26
All right well Aaron we think
44:31
I've done calculate fiber so the only other places we haven't go in so
44:38
we have that we haven't figured it we can try to go for deal with a slime in the dungeon that's our other unanswered questions questions. See if we have any if the water or anything can deal with the slime, I guess
44:52
the cries from the baby will drive saying yeah,
44:57
we'll want to go back that way.
44:59
We have to go all the way around because because we fell down a hole to get it right but also we know that that room that trap doors opens we know where it is so we can go backwards for that too if we need to.
45:10
Yeah, okay, so we're going don't go don't go back out and then go back to that same
45:16
room. Yeah, we can go all the way around. So we're gonna make a
Brandon 45:20
loop. Okay, we're gonna go so we need to go so we need to go west out east
45:35
that should be Crossroads you're at the crossroads and then
Brandon 45:39
East Castle Ruins down
45:46
so that should be dungeon
45:50
castle ruins all flipped Yeah, no you're in the ruins Yeah, as we go down again we'll be in the dungeon and yeah down your dungeons maybe continues to crying into dungeons dark quarter events to the US it stone spear leads up this door a few dark and dingy cells here baby yeah reverberates off of the
46:08
stone walls Oh with lighted lantern yeah okay west east Okay,
46:20
so we know that West is the room with the statue yes and then East is the the scary dope East is a scary door Okay,
46:28
so we could just go up to the door and like splash water on
Brandon 46:31
and then run away or we throw the pin in the door to the pendant was useless pin
46:39
in the wizard it was useless. So
46:42
yeah, let's try that
46:44
and that might make slime drop down we can do something about it yeah try to kill it that way yeah that way a little more surprises so let's try okay we have a plan might not be a good plan but it's a plan so East two spikes door of death our
46:59
core version
47:01
you walk down a long dark corner of the barn is an iron door covered in spikes there are some human remains here
47:06
three I want to throw the pendant at the door it's pi o'clock people claims harmlessly
47:21
off of one of the spikes in clouds to the forum I was reasonable we
47:27
already know it's there so we just need like a look
47:29
up I guess oh we look up
47:31
oh looking up to see an undulating mass of translucent gray protoplasm clean to the ceiling almost invisible in the flickering light from the lantern throw to the pendant at the regain pen you
47:44
know every day because it'll get us to go to the door because last time it was when we pushed on the door that it dropped down to murderous in the face.
47:55
I saw it fall down till we get down Yeah Can we throw something in it? We have the lockbox
48:04
through lockbox because we were here the Crown's if they're a lockbox yeah
48:07
they open the lockbox
48:09
yeah throw a lockbox great thing.
48:12
You fill the lockbox at the slime it splashes to the floor and lurches forward and grabs you and devours the baby untouched because this is a family at the end.
48:23
Oh my gosh. I haven't hit now, this one's hard. But this one is hard.
48:32
This is something this is this is this is a mechanic that you haven't done in the previous ones when you've encountered an MC MC Impy NPC npc and I talked to the slime. No, you can't talk. But in the previous ones when you encounter when you carry an NPC you could ask them a lot of things but this is the one thing that you you weren't able to ask them to do
48:53
not kill them ever not asking
49:02
questions, but there's some times where they'd say no, I can't do that.
49:08
I don't have any idea we have been a long time ago wasn't come with us.
49:14
Huh? Oh, okay.
49:15
Well, so reloads in dark forest. East, East down east. So we're back. Back at the reload. We all know we did the wizard can come with us. Your back down.
49:35
You can't talk. I can't talk to lose. Yeah, it's gonna be like listen, you know, so we can also easily go east East up. Yeah, yeah.
49:53
You enter the tower to find it cluttered with old books the wizard they're appearing through a telescope.
49:59
So we ask wizard Hey, wizard boy, we found a gray slime. We need your help he puts on his hat made of stars i love it All right great. Okay can we leave the baby in the tower?
50:17
Parenting is a big job you'll Terrax your brain leave the dagger
50:26
yeah we're coming back okay we go we take the wizard down to the dungeon
50:32
so Down Down East fallen
50:37
down luck flipping here. Why did I Why did I decide to do this one man so much flipping. You're in the dungeon a dark quarter when these two Estonians up there a few dark navy cells here once it's open it ruffled through. Yes, East east. You're walking down a dark corridor at the far end of the irons covered in spikes. There are some human remains here.
51:01
So we talked her with a friend and we say
51:03
it's right there.
51:05
Says just like him I bought the ecology of the EU was waiting he was one he
51:17
waving his one a blue light shimmers forward to smacking into the ooze. The gray blob freezes solid falso floor and shatters
51:28
There we go.
51:29
How do we have ever I know that's been a mechanic
51:34
that we had to have. Yeah, so far like we haven't done in here where you've been able to wait recruit people with you.
51:40
Oh, but can the wizard like is easy staying with us now? Yes, he looks more invigorated by this so kids can we look at the wizard and be like how do you find a bandage it's a what is arm what's what's your say? In the Batman movie? Please Mr. Freeze? It's time to share
52:04
I don't get that
52:07
through the door we go. Door makes an awful screech you arrange it open? Yes.
52:15
Fortunately nothing else happens the noise is just scary. Okay, good. It worked in wherever we go extra East Yeah, so that you find yourself in a blood spatter chamber in the corner of the torture chamber. Oh, yeah, this is a torch chamber sorry. stands an Iron Maiden. A man is tied down stretched out across a wooden table exits our West and down
52:36
Oh no, not down. Okay,
52:40
West is out or
52:42
where we came from? So can we go inspect man?
52:48
He's tied to the table at the wrists and ankles is he'll show signs of torture but it's still alive. Oh his Tavern is emblazoned with the signal of a lightning bolt.
Brandon 52:59
Gas Merino
53:00
free man cuts man free with dagger.
53:06
So he's still alive. So
53:07
can we engage in dialogue with man? Give water. Okay, well hold on
53:26
look here we can recruit this guy to be in a party.
53:28
But if we kill him with another water, it's not. It's not clean. It's fine. Okay. So, the water mark speedran. He looks more invigorated. Did you release them or not? Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of a game what
53:43
kind of bonds sits up, clasped his hands together and invokes a prayer by the power of the light and his wounds are magically healed.
Brandon 53:50
Present pendant
53:53
thank you with this I can destroy any undead creature that plagues the land of the living
53:58
to pay plus
54:06
in Yeah, so Pignon gone. Okay, so you and I we just need a cleric. So alright, is there anything else in there?
54:19
There's an Iron Maiden
54:20
shape of a woman. So we should check out the Iron Maiden the front of the Iron Maiden swings open revealing a spiked interior
54:28
and a descending spiral staircase. Oh, is that different from the down?
54:34
Yeah, that's the down Oh, that is zero. Okay, okay, I messed up.
54:38
Okay, I'm
54:39
coming with you coming with you. Yes. Recruit. We shall defeat the forces of chaos.
54:45
Absolutely. I know a spider it's about to get wrecked. Probably not for the life that we have wizard can use also and we have a dagger. Okay, look, we have a AB and and in spider room is dwarf bank we have to recruit dwarf right? So but we need to go down first
55:11
we'll have to take some notes because there's a reason here that I will
Brandon 55:14
Oh, okay. Oh dear. No this is fine it's fine caveat
55:19
it's fine I'm very nervous now
55:28
so percentage wise in game
55:30
how far are we
55:35
we've already burned him during
55:36
our save like hardcore dive. You guys are doing really well though guys speed run. Yeah All right we can speed run speed restaurants and we Okay, okay all right so I guess me okay so so so before we go down do we need to go back Do we need to go back to the statue
55:58
was anything to do with the statue?
56:00
Do we need to get this guy at the crown?
56:02
I don't think you know I don't think so. Well we don't need to do anything with it that was it. Okay, we're going down. We get stuck anywhere else we will go
56:12
down. That's interesting. Okay, you're in. I mean, you're in the inner sanctum of a Hidden Temple large to rests on a lectern. Several set within an alcove is a spiral staircase leading up you smell burning incense
Brandon 56:27
to the west. So I can wear the I should maybe go west. There's a tomb
56:34
examined the large leather bound Oh, sorry, toe home. I'm cool. Just fill up. The large leather bound book is opened it to an illustration of an armored man throwing a lightning bolt at a massive horn
56:52
demon.
56:54
i Okay, wait. Armored man asked a wizard in the cleric to look into
56:59
the clarity. exclaims
57:02
the tunnel struggle between good and evil law and chaos
57:11
okay with the wizard say
57:12
oh, he's now wishing he could look through his telescope.
57:16
No. Okay. He is very interested anything else in this room inspect the rest of the room.
57:21
You smell incense burning to the west It's looks like his rough hewn temple with the tone resting on the lectern and a spiral staircase leading up to take the tone while you are a mighty warrior at your appearance. It is too heavy to carry okay
57:41
all right so there's a book exits are
57:46
the backup for West up or blessedly west
57:48
or up? Yeah, well there's nothing else we can take or anything like that. Nope. Okay, so book in there cleric excited okay, we with great trepidation.
58:03
Go West. You enter into what looks like a chapel was lit by flickering oil lamps in the air is heavy with incense and the center of the chamber is a large pit ring with spikes to the south
Brandon 58:17
is the crypt Okay, so I'm in a chamber pit Oh, spikes. Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike, Spike.
58:28
And then it goes south as some exits are
58:30
south and east.
58:33
Right. Okay. I'm not loving this right now.
58:37
We do we need to go back up and try to rescue the door
58:41
back up I feel like we might need to go back up because I I don't. This is gonna keep going. And we have all these other loose ends here.
58:56
Oh, exits are Yeah, exits are crypt to the south
58:59
or east. I kind of go back and forth.
59:04
Okay. Yeah, we might need more. We might need more help up. Okay. So we want to go first thing we want to do is go back.
59:12
So we want to go east? Yeah.
59:14
And then up. That should put us in the torture room
59:18
east. Yeah. Then you're up in the torture chamber. Exits are West and down.
59:22
So we want to go from right here. We want to go west.
59:26
It's our east and west and west. It's our west east up.
59:31
Oh boy. Okay, up, up to six. I mean, I guess we could just jump down the thing again. Because we went on the Macan. Yeah. Okay. All right. So let's do the statue and whoever in here let me figure out what's been very
59:46
that was last sorry. Oh, you went west star corridor.
59:50
We back know that what you need to get these work done. Okay, so you want to go to vault okay, you and your vault the chamber filled with broken crates empty shells. If anything's there as long ago there's a large stone statue of Halle Berry the lead there
1:00:10
it's the clerk drops to his knees. It's the low one of law and justice though he's usually depicted holding a bronze Javelin
1:00:19
Okay, well we do not have a javelin yet to do anything like this
1:00:24
you see the trapdoor open Okay,
1:00:27
so we go through trapdoor go through
1:00:29
chapter turn you all fall down baby crying you land on slightly less mushrooms because there are some of your backpack. There's white chamber, carpeted your carpet lunch with mushroom no carpet into it. Yeah, no, it's carpet. It's
1:00:47
like carpeted struggle with
1:00:50
exits are south and west. Okay, well,
1:00:53
let's go south because there's a big bad spider. So
1:01:03
yep, the total ends of the large web that span Western beyond just a sheer drop off a narrow tunnel leaves north.
1:01:10
Okay, and so we say look at the spider.
1:01:15
The the cleric says there's nothing I can do about this. And the weather it says looks a bit too far. If someone had like a bow or something they could put out that would be really nice. I think that'd be swell.
1:01:33
The stranger
1:01:34
that was felt watching us in the forest. We talked to him he looked like he's probably like a ranger crew. Okay, all right. So
1:01:42
see this recruiting thing is so new that we forgot.
1:01:45
So you go to mushroom exits are Southland West West. When you go to exits, or East up, or Fisher, up, up, you're at the cabin entrance, and you come across an outcrop, musty boulders there's an actual spring building up here. You'll have water exits or North or go up north north. Now you stand at the tall at the edge of a dark forest but rises to the west trail itself. The trees by a shadowy figure watching your every move.
1:02:18
We wave at the shadowy figure
1:02:19
figure stuff so shadows. Good I don't know if you can make up the delicate features of appointed ears of an elf is hey,
1:02:28
oh wait. I'm like well
1:02:31
examine elf. She wears a green cloak and carries a quiver of arrows.
1:02:36
Is someone gonna answer that phone? Except for dolphin? Oh, good gravy. Can we recruit the L now? Oh yeah.
1:02:44
You want to recruit? Talk to the group of bandits ambush me while I was exploring the ruins there were too many to fight so I ran into the forest I dropped my boat during my escape
1:02:56
Where did you drop the bow?
1:02:59
Back over there were there in camps now
1:03:01
our Oh have enough people now. Right well
1:03:09
I guess so. Inviting?
1:03:12
Invite elf
1:03:13
the elf classroom with your wrists together? No that can stop us. Exits are south east.
1:03:20
What Alright, well, I guess we got to go west and mess up some bandits. cleric Hey Hey wizard boy can you like
1:03:29
burn down through the trees you spike clearing where a group of bandits has made camp as a baby cry Wait. Oh, I was gonna say turn wizard they turn towards you and race forward the wizard steps forward and yells
1:03:44
and they all run
1:03:46
steeps bandit okay, I lose bandit loot bandit camp.
1:03:54
Take that. You should see where they were gathered around a campfire. Above the higher hangs a stewpot and a fine bow is resting the bed
1:04:06
feed the baby some stone some bandit stands the
1:04:09
L fresh words to grab her bow she mentioned that that Goblin is mighty mighty hungry. Did you know they like mushroom soup?
1:04:18
We Okay, so really? So we had to go back? No. Aaron was good. He got the mushrooms. Good job. I always forget to grab random environmental things. Alright, so just can we toss the mushrooms in the soup pie?
1:04:34
Yes. And you make a delicious soup.
1:04:36
What's the difference between students soup? I think the thickness so if we just like threw mushroom in there it automatically becomes a soup.
1:04:44
I'm not sure maybe it's a cricket some anyway. Yes,
1:04:48
can you feed baby and it quiets down and goes to sleep? Did
1:04:51
we use the mushrooms and the water to make the soup you lose all of them. So that's I'm saying ticket out the inventory.
1:04:56
Okay, so no more water you still have the skin but it's so much Yes, the Goblin is fast asleep after eating a very full meal. Okay the GOP the elf goes on to explain that it is one of the only things that maybe goblins will eat. Okay, and that morons when they tried to feed them uncooked ones.
1:05:15
It's fine we don't listen. We're more on the dagger. So okay so to set
Brandon 1:05:21
the scene what Who do you have?
1:05:24
I have we currently have wizard friend was our cleric Ranger ourself and a baby and the the Ranger lady has her bow now yes I spelled rancher hey you don't know she could be
1:05:42
any anything else in the in the camp?
1:05:44
No. The rest of the AG is there a shiny gold javelins.
1:05:48
The rest of things look dingy and rusty.
1:05:50
I'm imagining the Javelin is here in the death zone. Okay, so back to campus taking care of the egg the only exit is back east exit is East okay so we need to go now time to go back for spider yet dwarf war Yes. Okay, let's go so here we go. Ready? Okay,
1:06:12
so we're so we're going to go to use case so you were in dark forest exits are south east west south. So you're going to cavern entrance exits or North or inter cavern
1:06:22
fill fill waterskin again
1:06:24
oh for a water scan good you have a Oh any light your lantern to go in?
1:06:28
Yeah, of course. Okay,
1:06:29
so after we refill our water as you as you refill it the l steps forward it goes looks delicious anyone can drink that okay, boom alright, I'm in North or inter Catherine indicate with lightning later you emerge into a large cavern a steep slope leads back to the surface to the east of the passage he hears soft Do you hear soft sleeping sounds of a resting goblin in your arms? That's silence we
1:06:58
really put this goblin in the backpack because
1:07:00
exits are East up or into the biters. So we want to go east east into your mushroom,
1:07:07
mushroom garden exits are
1:07:08
south and west.
1:07:10
Should you think the baby will get hungry again we need to grab grab more mushrooms. Okay, just back in your pack more mushrooms. Okay, all right just to restock so
1:07:19
our south and west way of lantern so with older dagger you still have a filled waterskin you have
1:07:28
mushrooms and then a crown and a goblin goblin baby
1:07:33
yep because you do the lockbox through the lockbox that's sure cleric has the pendant
1:07:39
Okay, so that's that's that's all Yeah, yeah, it was a lot of stuff. Yeah, it's very plus back
1:07:49
okay, so down. You mean South South we've been through this this little thing. I know. Literally this is like every year you alright, we go yeah, it's fine. Yes. Okay. All right. Don't worry about it. The tunnel ends in a large web that spans the Western exits beyond the sheer drop off and they were kind of leads north of here bodies hanging from the ceiling. Okay.
1:08:21
Yeah, we look at the Ranger lady go Hey, um
1:08:25
the Ranger looks up exhibiting the spider is shocked by its size of the small horse but quickly and pulls back her bow and fires an arrow deep into the spires abdomen, the future hisses and retreats, the Western exit leaving you and it's things
1:08:43
that mean there's now a Western exit. Now there's a web.
1:08:46
We have to We can't crawl Okay, that is to think bodies hanging from it.
1:08:52
I'm just saying because she went last. And I didn't know if we could if they like open the pathway for us. Or if we just if she
1:09:00
back that way. Okay, there's the web is still there. The bodies are still hanging there.
1:09:04
So can we get the bodies down?
1:09:09
Yeah, you cut them free. And you notice that one is definitely definitely very very, very badly.
1:09:17
It was a goblin. Yeah,
1:09:19
that's the desk a goblin. The dwarf struggles weekly in his bonds and grunts as he hits the floor. Okay, free dwarf you cut the dwarfs bonds he slumps to the ground too weak to move. You see a pair of puncture marks on his leg oozing dark, foul smelling poison. Oh cleric, because they run forward, and others a prayer and the poison bite is healed.
1:09:41
Boom. Talk to dwarf
1:09:43
we're setting for Golden gems when the spider ambushed me.
1:09:50
Good you want to come hang out with us.
1:09:52
George wharf HEPES his pickaxe which I don't know how you didn't see that.
1:09:56
Let's go and buy some as
1:09:59
we move To the examined door if I didn't say pick axe so now we have dwarf
1:10:03
wizard clay.
1:10:08
So yeah. Okay. Oops, boudoir Dolly.
1:10:16
Alright, um, dwarf boy. Um, okay, so we have saved the door
Brandon 1:10:22
we have. Okay, the only
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thing that we don't have is this back to the room with the spike pit. So we have to do lots of backtracking now.
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Okay, can you I mean, exit exits or West here. There's still an exit beyond the web, the web blocked the exit. Web is blocking the exit to the west.
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Oh, can we? Wizard blow that up?
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As you step forward towards the web, the towards HEPES has hatched and we're gonna sit down okay, making an exit out to the West. So you can choose to go to the west or go back and do the thing. We could you can either say I feel safe. I mean, I will say you you are this is like really close to the unknown. Okay, like amassed a lot of momentum here is that we have all this
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stuff. We've cleared up a lot of things. There is new exit here. Yeah, we should definitely save now because the last time we saved we had zero party members. Yes. And now we have four. Yeah, so you so we had Yeah, baby.
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Right mushroom. So I'm going to say so you're doing it in the spider lair? Yeah. Right. Okay. You have crown.
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You have a mushroom
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you have water. You have four friends.
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You have wizard wizard. You have
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a cleric. You have an
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elf, and a goblin baby.
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The first thing I wrote down Okay, so yes, you exit our exits are north or west. Okay,
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so let's flip. We've saved and we have a lady that can wreck spiders. We're gonna go
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west.
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So you're gonna go west. So you're in the mushroom garden. Exits are south and west. Wait The wait once. Oh, sorry. Oh, are you do you say western north or west West? Okay. Sorry. Okay, let's reset. Okay. Use steps of the car steps carved into the rock lead down from the eastern tunnel into a deep ravine, a flock of leathery winged creatures as affixed to the body of a large spider on which they're feeding.
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So here so we're in a room with a dead spider. With weird things eating it right.
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The dwarf steps forward and goes hey, those
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are blood sucking sketches, nasty things nobody likes those.
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That's pretty dope and exits are nice and down. Um, if you had not fed the baby and still gotten to this point and fried the floor, you'd be in very bad way. So we should just exit our east or we should just sneak down Okay, right. So you walk the length of the ravine and soon enter a maze of twisting passages The door is mined of the ground and the stone
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we're just going to enter on the other
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side guides you through a network of tunnels switch back and flooded grottoes he starts stiff the air and horns be wiped out
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there have been goblins about exits.
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Exits are north and east
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okay so we're in a just a
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space with
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this just that's it it's just those with stairs that came down here which I forgot how to put this on
Brandon 1:13:53
my maps I'm here stairs
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we came down some stairs and there's goblins nearby problems July so we came from north so I guess we have to go east east we there's goblins nearby we have a goblin baby of a government
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we returned the goblin baby maybe knew the hell out that's true full happy
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not to be saved not that long ago. That's true. So yeah, we
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only really saved two rooms ago
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as if on cue large net drops from the ceiling and staring the party goblins emerged from the tunnels and surrounds you they British spears and yell threats.
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We have we have a baby the goblins
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PICHETTE quiet and slightly retreat they've been one approaches you and you are freed from the net one of them prods you towards the Eastern exit with a spear and block your way back north
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so that was in the room with the stairs and stuff.
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Yeah, you landed you got the net thrown on you. They are now blocking exit the north exit alright hooking you towards east Okay,
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so we say okay bye. Please don't thank you for not murdering
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the guy. escort you in a squalid into a squalid chamber filled with
Brandon 1:15:04
treasure. Like, is there okay? Okay, examine.
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Oh sorry balanced on top of a pile of treasure is an ornate gold thrown on it since a diminutive goblin dressed in Furs feathers and jewelry looted from the castles vaults
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it's our West conversate with Goblin King
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talk to Gavin King
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The goblin queen
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she has yellow cat like ice queen and she has yellow cat like eyes and wild red hair.
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Gaspar Reno we
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save goblin Queens baby
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and we have crown
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that's true. And I don't mean crowns. Can I?
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The conversations quickly
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this is because you speak given the baby. Oh, I thought we
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the goblin Christmas showers the baby with kisses and coups lovingly at it. You talk to Queen the Queen streaks kind. We give her crown the goblin Queen clasps her hands with delight places the crown on her hand. She rummages through her treasure and throws a tarnished artifact
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at your feet. Examine artifacts and
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it is a hammered bronze. Javelin shaped like a lightning go. Whoo. All right. The goblins March you back and escort you back to the surface.
Brandon 1:16:33
Okay. All right. We have a chat when you stand
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across No, they I think they escort you to the ruins right? I think that's what this is just to the
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cab
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another cab or an insurance cabinet. Yeah. Okay. All right, and at the cavern entrance, so I
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feel like that's kind of a lot of side quests.
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Alright, so we have Okay, we have a goal now.
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We can go with the javelin? Yeah,
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let's go return this the Javelin case you have so we got Okay, hold on. I lost crown and the baby.
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You still have mushrooms and water? Yeah,
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you know, I guess we could let that go. Anyway like get thirsty. So we're at the cabinet insurance. So that means we go that's like where we found the baby.
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Right? No, Kevin. Yeah, there wasn't the one right above it with the spring that was right above over the sprocket. You're at the spring. Okay, so we need to go Alright,
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so I'm going to go up and East that should get me to the Crossroads you're
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at a crossroads. Yep. Everyone excitedly around right
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everyone panting
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it's true. Always it's like yo, we've crossed here like 17 times Alright, so now
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oh East you go east to the castle ruins thing when you go down okay, and then you go you go down to the dungeons you'll West for West you enter a volta chamber filled with broken crates an empty shells anything valuable was here was living long ago who you just met they still all of those things there's a large stone statue here. So avoiding hole in ground
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is true because seeing this run back is killer.
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Javelin in hand
Brandon 1:18:28
the cleric looks at you and says it cannot be repaired it is broken
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can we it was not meant to be at the statue is meant to be used.
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Oh, okay
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good. Well that's good because I think I know where we can find some demonized so
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now we gotta go east east to the dungeon right? Yeah.
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Yeah, does the cleric have anything else to say about the spear Let me see. Let me go let me examine we should we forgot to examine the spirit. Oh, no, you didn't. Okay. Let me see. Well, we didn't say the word examine.
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Sorry. I'm doing inquire to this cleric of what demon
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okay
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feel like we find a lot of resources he does.
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I'm trying to think if I have anything about that information, and I don't think I do. That's right. Sorry.
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I think I know where I can find some demons.
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Give crown she through. Bronze, javelin. Okay. We are we are in the middle of a very spirit. ALMOST THE END OF OUR question, man.
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All right. Okay. Wait, where the heck are we? So we are in the in the vault. Yeah, so we're gonna be Snop spiderlings to yeah Alright, so so we're going to go Hold
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on hold on we are going to go to loss. Okay, sorry for all the paper rustling No, that's fine. They love this. They do exit our East back to the dungeon so we're going to go east to the dungeon so exits our west east or up east again. East to the dark corridor. Yes. Okay. The dark corridor you walk down the corridor there looks like a frozen who's chips Yeah. And have the door open. Do we need to take those chips? Well, they
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come in handy later that
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wizards of swords and says that's disgusting. Our east or west east east into the torture chamber. You find yourself in a blood spattered chamber in the corner the timber stands in Iron Maiden completely open in a place where the cleric was once tied down and he shutters as we walk lie down. Okay. Now that things are getting a little complicated for me because I have to remember like, okay, okay. You are in the inner sanctum of a Hidden Temple, a large tome rests on electrical set within an alcove is a spiral staircase leading up you smell burning incense to the west, you hear ominous chanting from the chamber to the west.
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Okay, so
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do we have the clerical? Oh, yeah, we did. We didn't have the chaplain.
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We didn't have the DAV and last time. So now we're entering with this book. Can we? Let's read the book again with the journal.
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Okay. The clerk stepped forward and says because the large leather large leather bound book is open to an illustration of an armored man throwing a lightning bolt and a massive horn demon and the cleric explains
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the struggle between good and evil and chaos. So I don't know if that's the voice it's close enough
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I mean you have the lightning bolt right? So that we're gonna have to throw it at something else it's
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our West and
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or the US that there Yeah, we're gonna probably else I don't know. Okay anyway, so we go west. This should be the the spike pit room of doom. Okay, so we go west.
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The chapel is lit by flickering oil and holding air holding the job is heavy with it's already out in the center of the chamber or the large pit bring the spikes to the south of the crib. A black robed man is here chanting in some foul tongue, the others a terrible word of power, and a gout of green flame erupts from the pit from the smoke clears you see a monstrous demon clawing its way up from the pits in the fertile depths.
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We asked him to join our party Yeah, I don't think we want that like what is that? How's the cleric respond to this particular
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is in shock and points and you look towards the demon his horn and tusks is covered in a writing tentacles and stands at least 12 feet
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tall how it's like a old one
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and it is and it is clawing its way up over the ledge.
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Alright, starting out towards the Claire before we get to throw this javelin.
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The Javelin transforms into a bolt of pure energy and pierces the demons heart. You hear a crack of thunder and your senses are dazzled by a burst of white light. When you recover. The demon is gone. The cult is sneers, you
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fool you think you've won you only delayed the inevitable when the stars are right the dock wide wheel right is one small he begins chanting in the room Dawkins and the cleric stepped forward and pushes him down to the pit. There we go. All right, it's our south and east
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Okay. slain demon. That means I don't have a javelin anymore sorry is there it's fine can we I'm not going to get that pit No way. Oh yeah, nothing else
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flickering over lamps heavy with incense. No more chanting.
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That's good. I South sides. It's
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our self
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that's the only direction I don't have
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the long narrow chamber is artfully adoring skulls in boats. Many skeletal bodies are in tuned here still clad in their moldering armor
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exits are so we're in a in a
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north in a crypt right so right?
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Crypt filled with bones with skeletons and tombs still clad in
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their armor. So we examine skeletons right examine one
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of the sculpting grips a spell book and its bony hands.
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Oh, hey. Hey wizard guy. regard
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the one I wanted can grab that for me. It's a bit heavy for me these days. Yeah,
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grab spellbooks the skeleton
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warriors rise in their turtle sleep weapons drawn and clawed fingers outstretched the cleric steps forward, pinned and held high blazing light burning through the data As a flash of light turns a skeleton warriors ash yeah given the pendant you give you turn and give the wizard is spell book
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I must have dropped it when I fled the crypt
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alright so we picked up the book and then probably gave it back to him so I had it mandatory 4.5 seconds
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okay
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all right anything else in here
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examiner north that okay north
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north it is
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you find your way at the crossroads as your party dispersed and you make your way home where did your exploits travel and what far and wide across the land you retire as a hero celebrated by everyone you meet? Many years later while drinking at the local tavern you see a familiar group of adventurers an elf dwarf cleric and a wizard from behind them a red haired goblin warrior steps forward with a treasure map and asks What do you enjoy us
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to be continued
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action castle for all right nice day man no one was tricky there for a minute holding vital information about
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we literally asked like every single person during actual Castle one and two as follow us and they were like no like surely they will we just were
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broken just know he's never been able to we couldn't we could recruit people and actually Castle one to six guns showdown or loss into jungle
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one. So you literally I mean you did okay, so score wise you got 95 out of 100 Because you did save but you've got the elbow you got that wizards book you rescued the cleric rescue the dwarf you defeated the great who is defeated the spider rescued the goblin lady gave the goblin baby to the Queen gave a crown to the Halloween bash the chaos demon It was chaos called you killed the chaos called us to be returned home. Oh, you sorry. You can also get points if you return home just with the gobble maybe. And you can get five points a technique to get like 90 or 100
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Yeah. It's like the secret ending. It's
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like how could we return home with the baby?
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I know Yeah, you returned to your village with the baby and raise it as your own many years later inspired by your tales and entered the young goblin Lee's home to explore the ruins of X castle. You never see him again. But one day you receive a letter in the mail from the goblin Prince. You couldn't
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be more proud. Yeah, secret and
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if you'd like to bonus anything, return with the Crown unit selling the crown to an antique dealer and make a small fortune but you probably have to lose the gamble away. If you returned with the javelin. Your party journeys to the cleric stronghold where he returns the artifact you are awarded a medal and certificate of heroism ceremony after which there's a small but tasteful reception. Why didn't cheat.
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Yeah, but we didn't would have slayed a demon to this better. Right? Yeah, it was hard.
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I know that. Yeah. So we
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we could have returned home at any time at any time. Yeah.
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The Crossroads. I'm gonna quit now.
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I'm done three, here we go. gratulations Yeah, that this live in person recording. To listen till next. Here we go.