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Aaron

Aaron Are you there?

Hello.

Can you hear me? Are you talking?

Maybe

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Can you hear me here?

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Hey,

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I don't know can you

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can you see this?

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Oh no. Where'd that go? Oh no, nevermind. Stop

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Stop support.

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Oh, hey, I see you have a microphone now.

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Hello. Hello. Hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yes I can

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say Howdy. Hello.

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So what are you doing today?

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Nothing

football later but oh who's on?

They play at seven that's the chiefs and bangles.

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I hear you good. Really? Yeah 20 bed as long as the thing that's nice about those those mics is that that keeps it so close to your mouth that you don't have to worry about too much of the sound bleeding through

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This one.

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This one kind of shoots like straight out, it doesn't I can't adjust the headphone or the microphone, the left and right it's only up and down motion. Sure, but at least it's close to your head which is true, which is all part of that which is part of the part of the problem.

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The the head the earpieces are kind of massive, however, and so I have to keep fiddling and adjusting with these. But no, that's fine. Yeah, I'm actually going to step away for just one moment I'll be right back, but

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stepping away, given all the thing

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that is the thing

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Other thing I want to do

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things.

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Other things,

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things things things people can do

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things

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I hear children.

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Sorry about that. No had come in and said he had pooped. So I needed to

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go deal with that. That's kind of kind of important. Yes, it is. He came out. He was like, he just stared at me. He was really quiet. And I was like, did you poop? He goes, Yeah.

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Do you need help? Yeah.

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Just a moment. I'm going to just

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do let's do it.

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I'm just testing out something this the first time I've ever used this. I've heard people using it before.

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And so I never never used it before. Hello, hello.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hey, they'll say hi.

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Say hello.

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Hi Lily

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did that yeah he just said hi to Aaron. Hello.

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So the other way you can record podcasts over

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long distance

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is to use Skype.

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Yeah. But to then

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you have to download a special program to to record Skype separately.

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So anyway oh really

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Yeah, so you can you can do that way too but

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how does a people like Merlin man does there's

they do they download through Skype know it take that to mommy they do Skype and then they use the program called Call Recorder

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you there stuff

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okay. So where did Where did you get where did you get your mic? From?

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Amazon Okay, that's that's what I'm looking at right now. Did you do you have the link that I sent you were

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Do you text it to me or do you

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Yeah, hold on

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this is this i was i was because I saw the picture you posted.

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So this one I'm going to text this to join me a text it to you or

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okay

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this post came up

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In 2006,

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but microphones and equipment Don't mess don't really change, honestly. Yeah. So this is this is I bought, basically all all of this.

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It's all it's all for under $100 it's microphone, pop filter and a stand. What's a pipe filter? The pop filter is that little fuzzy thing that gets put on top. Oh,

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yeah. So that's so Megan and I bought two of those.

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And

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Mike

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Daly

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and Lily used to be here Lily Lily.

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But this The microphone is Willie. Really well rated it

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You do that link specifically?

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Okay

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oh yeah and they're they're cheaper now they're $63 Oh now so anyway

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but you don't have to you don't have to get them if you already have something that works but we didn't like we didn't have

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anything going into this so that's anyway that's what we bought. Yeah. And we also bought it because

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it got some gets really good reviews on other shows and stuff like that too. But ok.

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Now because I

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yeah, I was just looking on Amazon. Because my, my headset that I'm using, it's like, greeted for I just sent your picture on snap is strictly just for like gaming purposes. And so like the headphones themselves.

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They're like super tight. And I it's really hard to kind of like hear myself so I'm speaking with one headphone on. Oh,

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but yeah, I mean that because I've seen

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some of those YouTube videos that I watch about people doing their podcasts. How they have like the big like, kind of crane. Mike the big arm. Yeah, yeah, so you can buy that separately. Those are

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Yeah, so you can buy that separately and attach it to to a desk or something. That looks cool. Well, yes, I was.

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I was just looking at him. Hold on. Okay, hold on. I know.

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Okay.

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Don't forget the book. Did you get to put on you know, after

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Okay.

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And then I think Brandon got a Blue Yeti is also a really really popular one.

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Listening to I was I was testing the volume unplanned I have my phone, and I'm on Twitter. Oh, okay. And also saying

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like, what background noises could be

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like what can be heard?

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Oh, okay. Yeah, gotcha.

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Usually those mics that are supposed to be really up close

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Are are really good at filtering out other sounds

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I'm awake

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no thank you for turning that off

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Noah Yeah,

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I was we're in here working

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actually editing the first episode of the one mega and I did and so I had some background noise going on so

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you're gonna have to get some of those uh let's say like soundproof panels I've looked into I've actually looked into those. Right now because of when Megan and I can record we are actually and I are actually recording in a

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in our closet.

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really? Yeah. And it actually I know several people who do that there are several podcasters who do that because it really deadens the sound.

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And I mean, in our office, it wouldn't take much to put a couple panels in front of us on this wall. Yeah. But

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anyway, because because I'm in my living room right now, and

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I don't really have a lot of things on the woman. I have, like, small posters, but nothing like super

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sound dampening. Sure, there's only there's only really just one wall I'm concerned with because my neighbors are like, literally on the other side, but I can't really hear them except for like, if the other TV turned out loud. Or just because I don't know how loud I talk. Oh, oh, man. It is so yeah.

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That's another thing too is

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when you're brushing your teeth well, okay top or bottom get the back one's really far

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is Oh, do you need help brushing your teeth too? Okay, but come here, Eddie. How old is

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he will be two in September. Thank Oh my gosh. Thank you. I know. I know. It's it's bad. He's so cute.

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Really, the

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the Snapchat video says that you are what? Last weekend and the weekend before?

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Me in that baby. Yeah, yeah, so that's my that's my friend's, baby. Well, I didn't think it was yours. Well, good thing, but

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she has Down syndrome. Oh, and but me she's she's like, I don't know, like the degree yet. But she's like super high functioning. Yeah. And she's like, very active.

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Especially at that young age, and but she she's just like the cutest thing in the world. Damn. Yes, she is super cute. Oh my gosh. Yeah. But like we I went to church with them last week and they go to Life Church. Okay, which which I which I'm kind of enjoying but the problem is that like an hour drive for me but in Oklahoma City, Tulsa

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I'm north of Tulsa. Gotcha, gotcha. So they go to they live in Jinx which is like the complete opposite side of Tulsa. It's like salsa. Yeah. And so but usually like for you know, you know, they play loud music things like that. And other kids were there when they're like y'all didn't know they don't like loud music, but she was out there. She was, you know, did not have a care in the world. She was joining the beat and everything like oh my gosh, this baby is amazing. Yeah, that's great. You hardly ever cries and I'm like, oh my gosh. She is so precious.

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But she's also like you can like lever and make the middle of the floor. And I not have to worry about her. Because she she's mobile a little bit. He's only like eight months. I think

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she she just kind of rolls around. She doesn't really like she's inquisitive. But she's just that, you know, she's just like, don't have to worry about her.

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What's your what's the Instagram thing you for your stuff? pet sitter confessional

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is a PS confessional. Uh, yeah. does have a picture of the dog and cat with the talking bubble on trying to spell confessional. One step at a time, Collin. Oh,

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yes. And

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what's

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lilium when you come here, he tell you tell him. Hello. Hold on, hold on. Hold on

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the tongue

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I have a new plus

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what

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I have a new plus purse

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purse What color is your personal and white? What are you excited accessorising girl

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do you like your burst? Yeah Yeah Yeah, well that was awesome that's awesome

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okay super jelly

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commentary here

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so how from one to listen to your podcast What?

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Well guys we aren't we aren't listed right now I'm trying to get three episodes up before we do that and then I got my goal is is we need to get Megan NE get three episodes recorded in one in Edit so that whenever I go

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To hit publish, there's already summit.

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there's already some in there that are working

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because I give some sort of content. Right.

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Right to give it some sort of content and episodes people listen to to help with downloads.

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And so, one of the things, but you can go to

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Jason to our website. Yeah.

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You can go here

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on the zoom chat, and Whoa, hello. What up though?

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Brother Brandon. So,

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nerd

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Hey

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Sound good? Cool dang works. Yeah, they're gonna do is you gotta you gotta remember to

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hit the unmute button on microphone that's very important

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a turn turns out turns out a useful feature so I can't have the same issue with with my headset because also on Collin that my my headset and headphones I'm using as a gamer thing that I bought from Amazon like a year ago. But the problem is, yeah, the problem is the directions aren't like all in Japanese. Perfect. And so like all the YouTube videos that I try to use, we're all also a Japanese. And so this is like the first true successful when you say when you say Amazon, do you mean Ollie Express? with Amazon spelled with an E on the end? Yeah.

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It was not

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Trying to like play my plate Overwatch.

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Like I was like I had everything I could hear everybody but I was like the person like clicking on my thing like I don't know how to word that

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it's got this cool little handheld thing it's got but yeah, there's like no content. There's plus minus a microphone and another microphone right? Oh, that's yeah the other problem that well the other not problem but confusing thing about this one is the game knob is on the back, so I can't see it. Oh, that's cool.

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If I need to, like, do things, just it Where are you recording Brandon? I'm sitting

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in my room, like

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know if you're like no singing? Oh no, I'm sitting on the floor in front of my couch.

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Like a do. Like hashtag

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I was watching some podcasts on YouTube and it's like the people who like podcasts out of their car. Yeah, you go. I'm just like, the awkward because some of these podcasts last for like two hours just mentioned just awkwardly sitting in your car for two hours talking. I'm sitting on the floor, my microphone sitting on a stool because you know, gangsta

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optimal height

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they're not sitting on it so might as well put it to me to use right? Sure. Why not?

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So is this a are we gonna least do a pod? Like one podcast where we

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do one podcast sober but do another podcast just super drunk. The thing is a terrible plan. Yeah. I've seen those website. I've seen those podcasts. Those are not good

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though. No, you haven't

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But not good doesn't

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mean doesn't mean good Yeah.

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Quality over quantity

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I was telling Aaron I was editing

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couple to Megan I recorded a an intro like introducing ourselves not really an episode episode and then we got

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like episode zero, right? Like

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oh, what is it for? For like TV shows?

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pilot podcast? Yeah like the Let's Play when it's just like no this is just the character creation right? Yeah sorry. Yeah no recording that and I was editing and I I cut out a bunch of well lots of silence but mostly just all the awkward noises and squeaks that I make and I put

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I added that as an episode zero point

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it's called the cutting room floor. Pretty much is it's nothing but me laughing and like snorting and like squeaking and then Megan Megan going boop boop

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done

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well, I guess it could be worse it could have been making going

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constantly sighing disappointment there were there were several of those

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only sadness and

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it because we we, we recorded when the kids were asleep in bed, I didn't want to do it. We didn't want to do it in our

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in the office because it'd be kind of loud. Talk kind of loud. And

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we actually recorded it in our closet, which gave it really good acoustics because it's very dampening in there with all the soft surfaces. But we were super close to one another and just like dead staring directly I the eyes

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So I had to cut out all this audio that could just send me like a maniac. I'm sitting there with this huge smile on my face being like,

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you could have saved money. Just use one, one microphone. You know.

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Given the space we're working in it would have been a lot better but yeah.

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This one allegedly can do that. I don't have lots of weird buttons on the back. I don't know.

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I've seen I've seen several people who use that to to host the has an interview mode where it like turns on both sides the same time so you can like whoa, table. Whoa, that's cool. Yeah, that's, that's kind of

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I think it's weird. It's only delineated by symbols. So it's kind of like

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this hieroglyphs here and what does this actually mean? Right?

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I was I was kind of thinking about that the other day.

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You guys talking about podcasts? Like Yes.

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It's like Aaron's basically saying

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the mystery. It's all in Japanese. But like the podcast where they like interview people, and I'm sitting there like I don't, I wouldn't know what questions to ask. I wouldn't I wouldn't have any festival idea. Or like, question one favorite ice cream topping? No.

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Not licking it, that's for sure. That took a turn. I was not expecting

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like secondhand ice cream. Right?

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After all the things with people like licking ice cream and putting it back, I actually bought a thing like a small thing. You know, ice cream, and I picked it out and like immediately everyone's like, looked at me. I'm like, No, I'm buying this for me. I promise.

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They need to have, they need to have like freshness seals like ketchup as you might

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think they're coming out with those

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Seriously, there have been calls to have those put in right? Yeah, and of course people were like in nanny state day, like Well, I don't like I mean, people it's one of those things like you know when you read like a law and it says like, don't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant and you go

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Wait a second

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yeah what what something really weird happened to make this have to be in writing like

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it reminds me of all you would think that people wouldn't do that just sort of like licking ice cream thing but you would but

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all the safety went through in shop class and going like do not put it you know, do not use a drill press drill a hole in a pressurized can and you're like,

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Okay, yeah, but no one knows. Yeah, well my guys get tons of views on YouTube for doing that kind of thing.

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Oh, me, mentally and physically block those guys.

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I especially like the the feed on Facebook, because you know, I have so much free time now that I have I spend countless hours deep in the inter webs of like the Facebook feeds and people like I'm gonna jump off this bridge with no parachute, right?

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Yeah, no, I'm going

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probably gonna say Oh, so I started a design on a graphic novel idea. Oh, oh yeah.

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So I've kind of had this in the works for about two years

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but it's kind of like a compile ation of short stories of my inspiration if you will came from Calvin and Hobbes.

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Well, I mean, if you're gonna get inspiration There you go. out you know, it's like a big you know, I'm podium.

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I have like little short stories of, you know,

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getting other people's stories from like, they're like an experience or an event that they happen like when they were like a server or bartender, or as a teacher. And so I was coming up with like a character list and like a setting and just kind of making a idea web yesterday, and then I was like, I'm gonna draw a picture of my guy. I can't. So it's all stick figures right now, but I've got about

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10 pages in the rough draft.

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And then

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much the bunch of YouTube videos and just kind of how, you know, concept ideas and theories or where to go. But I've been sitting at Eskimo Joes one day and I was just behind my bar. And I was like, I want to create a graphic novel and I just started writing stuff on napkins. Well,

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yeah, I did that yesterday. And then just came up with ideas. So that's, that's another

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project I kind of want to work on

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it cool.

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also kind of have like a big

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support of you know, people submit their I like stories like, hey, this happened to me one time, like, boom, I'm going to draw that. And so

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here's a free one for you. I stepped in poop in the hallway one time. It was terrible.

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It was fourth grader poop. Okay, that was what I was gonna ask is what

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was unfortunately, that was going yeah, I always

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worry. Oh, well.

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This was yesterday. There's no kids there. Yesterday was many years ago of terrifying horrible news.

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We're now when do you guys start school back up? Tuesday. Sad face. Yeah, next week.

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day Yeah, we were in meetings all this weekend hit open house and

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that was that Thursday aka the longest day ever

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was it wasn't anything like my first open house like all right hey, we're gonna have all these people come in and I literally met with two parents. Now I had a bunch I had

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all the for my homeroom kids showed up. And then I saw a bunch of just other random people being like, Oh, yeah, here's the science for him now.

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There is still there. Still there haven't haven't moved.

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A couple of more like new to the district students that were like, oh, because they do.

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It's like a mini rotation. We switch between three teachers in the sixth grade. So it's like a little mini getting them ready for like seventh grade when they have to go full blown seven classes but like

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we have a little mini so they were just trying to get

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out where they all are. They're all in the same hallway. So it's not like far super complicated. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's one two upstairs, one downstairs. Oh, no.

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How will they get to the math room, you'll never find it downstairs.

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The madness

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how our open house he was last year was because it's the fourth and fifth grade. We're in the two storey building. But every like fifth grade is all in one Hall and fourth graders all in one Hall, like switching classes. It's there. But you know, try to get them introduced into their lockers was kind of a struggle. But I remember when the new high school that Rogers opened up, and being a wee wee freshman going into a new building for the first time. I think that took me, you know,

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two weeks to finally come up with like a pattern. It's like I'm going to go to this class, to my locker to

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Hear, like all this stuff? And then my senior year Mike, I'm not gonna use my locker. I didn't I didn't even know I had a locker.

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You use it less. But you know, so I didn't I didn't even use it at all. I think I went to the counselor's office my K, so I haven't used my locker all year. We don't want to carry my coat around on a tag. It's not like you get a refund if you don't use it. I didn't think about it. Yeah, I just kept all my books with me. All of them. That's a lot. I had a lot of books a year. I'm not about to carry like five books around me all day. No screw that. I didn't have to max to Medicare. Yeah, preferably one. All the most of the classes had textbooks there. But I do remember an experience I had when I was in eighth grade, where I saw my best friend had like a gym bag. And he kept like, all these books. They're like, Oh, man, that's a cool idea. And then I tried to do that. And then I think I'm I think I broke

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Like every strap on that thing

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with this like 10 ton backpack? Sure, yeah.

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My clothes in there and all my books like this is a terrible idea. I'm constantly This is a terrible idea.

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Well I find the situation quite quickly and then went to a traditional backpack

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but it was that young like, this is a great idea. I definitely skewed the backpack

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after like a while because we're just in the way in. Right my Anyone have it like a pen and notebook in whatever book or any deadline wanted.

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You remember those little satchels dad got us that had the it's like the airborne emblem on them to put the messenger bags yeah the messenger bags.

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got those from the army surplus store? Yeah, Springfield. Yeah, I'm did I miss out on this? No, I think Thank you. I think I need to call. I have a messenger bag. It says Springfield newsletter on it that I found at a flea market. That's all I got.

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It's literally a newspaper bag actually. So,

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but I had this like, my first semester at NEO. And I was like, I'm gonna take the messenger bag out and like I walked out of my dorm, and some dude over from van Hall which the ad call it's like, nice backpack gay and like all so I never I never used that backpack again.

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This is coming from a man who was probably wearing spurs and a vest so I don't really think you should

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on purpose

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out there practicing practicing roping. Yeah. I walked into No, don't eat no garbage from somebody who's like Yo, I got some spurs on and I got my

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heart.

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This, my, one of my shirts,

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the denim, my Canadian tuxedo, right.

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One of my professors did a bam, spurs in his classroom. He's like, I don't want to listen to those, take them off before you enter. I can't believe that people make that bigger part of their get up like that. I just don't understand what the mindset of that day is.

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I'm going to, I'm going to drive my truck in, but I may find a horse I need to make breakin real quick.

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It's more of a status symbol of Yama add kid to ching ching ching. Like, right you're gonna mess the floor up. What Stop it. Okay, just.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, we had some of my baseball kids. Whenever they change into their cleats. They put their their boots and spurs in the locker. I was like, did you walk around with those all day?

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like yeah and horses take care of in the mornings like yeah in the morning when you come off there's just one strap there detachable you can

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I think pretty hard

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because they come into practice like like here you come a mile a king reminds me of the Jeremy Clarkson tirade about having wearing wellies for the one time a year that you go out

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it's just it's just the South and the four state area equivalent right because it happens it school like your most all the kids were experience and you like first of all why? That's an Abercrombie t shirt you're wearing with your spurs look like a doofus?

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Well, yeah,

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and I know for a fact you don't even own a horse.

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thought about it one time.

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Like I've seen, there's a

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There's there's horses behind the school, like a field. You just like, Yo, I'm gonna wrangle some of them later after seventh hour

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aspirational horse wrangling I guess I don't know. I don't know why you do it

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like the ag departments mostly like the forestry team and welding so they don't even like they have some in the show barn but it's like goats you don't need spurs for goats right

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that's that's that's a bigger thing that I thought down here doting the show goats and they show pigs. Yes, the smaller you can carry them about easier. Right? I I did not know the giant trailer you just don't in the back of the truck there. You put him in a car go. Throw it in the backseat.

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They do have special pig trailers.

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witnessed.

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Oh no, it's like epic normally vertically. Oh

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yeah, this is not necessarily horizontally but like, short. diagonally. Yeah.

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But the pig from princess mountain Okay, I've been there be a big old tree

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I did see a meme of this person posted and that's like sad to say since the government took my guns away. I couldn't protect my daughter from being kidnapped by 12 foot long boars as she rides a wolf through the forest and it showed a picture for instance on an OK riding with wild pigs

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and Lord a Koto. Yeah, the problem anyway, he's the one little guns that's they gotta watch that movie again. They didn't get it right. Um, but if you guys remember my Halloween action

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escapade, where I drove around OSHA ADA.

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And I was caught in a conversation. We're talking for about an hour and a half about pig showing.

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And about all the different customizable

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trailers you can get for your hogs. And people kept asking me like, parents could ask me all these questions like I didn't know. I didn't know saying

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you got to come out to the show. I'm like, okay, so yeah, the only scheme I have for pig showing was probably be Charlotte's Web. That's probably the

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only connection you have. No, no. The party has a livestock festival. It was summer, but I've never actually seen it and walked by the tent and go Yep, that's the livestock tent. beggars. Man.

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Isn't thing that exists? I don't know. I don't remember there'd be there's like goats. I don't know about pigs though. Maybe like maybe I just missed the pigs. I don't know. But

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We did a field trip to a place called safety days up here in Dewey. And their mascot for the school is called Bulldog ers. But we did that right.

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Nobody was safety.

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It shows it shows a jump on this moving cows perfectly safe. It's fun. It shows a lot like tractor safety and things like that. But we did it in like their their animal barn.

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But they're like, they don't know how to take care of it. So it was just like, piled up everywhere. And literally every barn every barn.

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No, yeah, I was quite fun about this. This is where they told us about, you know, attractor, safety and it's like you guys have to keep the roll cage or the roll bar on the tractor and I was like, yeah, are dead didn't do that. He took his off immediately. I'm pretty sure it's buried somewhere. He did he did buried.

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That's true. Yep.

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No, put a cup holder on it so it's fine

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30 years later,

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I mean

sometimes it takes people longer to realize oh, you know hydration is a thing right and I need to have that

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that the garden hose for

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so what are we what are we going to call this podcast? Collin one step at a time.

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We had to make sure worked first even though you know

Aaron's already like designing merge, right he's like Yo, Bro, I got a sticker.

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I'm already coming up with a community

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gotta order within the next 48 hours otherwise the price goes up. Come on, guys. I have been watching

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A lot of Rooster Teeth know, and their podcasts and just kind of how like, all that kind of started of, you know, a small little like computer gaming thing and they have they have like, they have like 12 different podcasts and I'm like, Ah, that's a lot of work to do many make more Red vs Blue. That's all anybody wants. They're still doing that, but I've been

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a lot of their other animation stuff that they come up with and I'm like, Wow, that's really cool.

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Yeah, I'm just looking at Land Cruisers. Hold on, just give me a moment. I was fine. We No

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no, these 38 inch tires are exactly what I need.

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It's perfect.

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mean I guess you could make the argument for snorkel?

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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Then this necessity, basically.

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There's a lot of a lot of treacherous ranges up there in Sedalia, Missouri.

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I mean, it's still flooded. Every

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is true. Yeah, we're still the Truman is still like 18 feet above flood stage. Wow. Yeah, I know. Well, to put that in context, I think, a month and a half ago, it was like 30 feet above flood stage, so it's better. It's fine. It's better. Yeah, yeah. My God. No, that's all. My best friend and his wife, for some reason, got a camper trailer. And it is perhaps because they enjoy camping. Yes, but they wanted to live and they wanted to live in it permanently. Oh, hashtag van

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love dancing. So they, they live up in Northwest Arkansas. And the plan was that my He's my best friend Gerald, I've talked about it before

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that was going to get a job here in Tulsa. And they were all going to like move down here him his wife and just like live in this camper trailer. Yes.

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But he couldn't he couldn't get the job that he wanted. So his wife got a job and so she moved down here, but the place they moved it to was like

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several yards away from the Arkansas River. That was that was still pretty, I mean, it's gone down a lot now but like this was two three weeks ago, but it was still like up and I'm like, Um

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Yeah.

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You know, trailers can float right? Right. Yeah, but they can also move so hopefully looks like Oh, wait. Oh no, the water. I'll just move it.

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Don't have a truck. Pull it. Oh,

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See that's why that's why you gotta go van right you clearly they clearly haven't been watching enough mountain biker YouTube JI that's the thing I did them

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finger track sampler look it up

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I did show them the episode of Grand Tour where they take mobile homes armies across Nevada and they customize them like that.

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On the one where they took the cars and made them into campers, yeah, that was that was a lot better. I like that one better. I like the Hammonds weird

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design. I don't even know truck, English country house thing. I don't even know what he's got the kettle with the rooster on it. Yes.

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In the family portrait of himself in the library.

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It took me a second to pull everything out and woke up and they were sheep in this house. Yeah, you know, just just like a normal country estate. He

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Is the New Zealanders call them field lice I believe

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wow

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that's quite intense. Yeah, everywhere It's fine. Yeah

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yeah, I get that DIY thing going on just get a

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thing go for I watched one and they're these two people there's like a boyfriend girlfriend whatever they go mountain biking and stuff and they they built their van basically in the they parked in the parking lot of a Home Depot for like two weeks

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just

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put some stuff in their little bed in the back doors and like the bed is like halfway up. Right like floating. And so the garage is in the back he opened the bag and all their mountain bikes and stuff for on little racks and

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they like Heather take them out bikes out all the tools and stuff back there. Yeah, like it was weird storage stuff.

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same same little stove, like power inverter with solar panels and stuff. So they have like an Insta pot and they can get hot water and all kinds of is crazy. That sounds awesome. That's just their, their travel or where they live. They just drive around. They just travel around mountain bike. So they do

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and they like YouTube about it right so that they have money to go and yeah, not not much, but like, well do that know that other guy does it to that better the guy he does the same thing him and his friends like

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helped him build a man. He's like, Alright, cool. Mountain Biking everywhere. It's not like one week he's in like Sedona, right? Two weeks later he's in like Whistler British Columbia. He's like doing mountain bike things. What the hell, man? What is

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their stage to this so we can find some fans.

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Get a school bus. Yeah, that's always kind of befuddled me are the people that are like, I quit. My

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jobs I can tour the country and like, why? And how do you afford that? I got these people are doing

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making YouTube videos about mountain biking so they get pretty big lessons and stuff like that. So they're like job it's like mobile. Right? That's kind of cool. So it's kind of neat. Like I like watching it gives me anxiety because I'm like, my guitars don't know

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tied down by the man. They're like we sold all my stuff is like Yeah, but what about my coffee cup collection? How's it

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plan? I don't understand. Yeah, Lego. Lego. No. What about what about typewriters? What do you do with those?

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Surely, exactly.

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guitar amplifier here. It's not small.

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A separate travel thing. Just

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double

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Here's the

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trailer

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have a convoy just

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right, it's a semi nicely

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when they were talking about they wanted to live in kind of like an RV park my first thought was like those, you know, big extravagance, you know, mobile like, Oh yeah, like, like the big

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trailers and like the big TVs, and like they pull up with this, you know, at video thing and like, Oh, I'm not claustrophobic, but

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I'd have no problem because like I had helped them set up their electrical and all that stuff. And like, I can't even fit in their shower properly.

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It has one of those like two poles where it's, you know, stumble sliding door and it's like, you're pretty much sitting at two but, and that's the shower and I'm like, Oh, I can't fit in this.

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mean at least I have a shower in the in the van. They have a bucket of water KP cool, or a gym membership to a nationwide gym.

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you go

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for that? Because that's your thing that they do. They're like, initiate stealth mode and they just like go parking Walmart now. All right, here we are. Done.

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Done. Wow. Yeah. It's crazy.

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Yeah, cuz that's the that's one part. Megan and I actually looked into the tiny home lifestyle and what that will take. And the problem always was where do you put it? You know, yeah, finding an RV lot or try and take it off the grid and that's not fun because then you still have to like ask permission to put it somewhere. Yeah, or you still have to buy a tract of land to stick it on there. At which point that kind of defeats one purpose of having a tiny home of the ability to move it and take it new places. Yeah, by tracts of land across

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Really? So? Yeah, we uh scalar internet hashtag it's like urban stealth camping. Oh my gosh Do they have that they have like the blackout curtains in the main Stephanie's Yeah. Pull in some part Walmart's popular because they don't really care. Sure.

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Well and truckers use that too so yeah, well I took off you are there yeah there and then you're like okay, now because next day they're going to somewhere else anyway so it doesn't matter down.

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So if you're like very transient, it sort of makes sense but if you're still if you're seeking that out to be like semi permanent it doesn't really make sense right? Like

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buy a house and a car and you

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know, make your house in your car like if

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the place that they moved to there was a lot of those mini and Tiny Homes.

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There's also a big push here in Tulsa or

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Down in Tulsa, having the

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what are they called?

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Those big shipping containers? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a there's a there's a there's a place downtown where there's like a few restaurants like all connected by travel trailers. Yeah, I have yet to visit but I've seen pictures and it looks pretty interesting. But it's also very like hipster. Yeah. Well, yeah, but yeah, those are I've seen those before, because you can basically build the shipping containers like some sort of like, massive Lego thing. Yeah. Yeah, making them every want. And like,

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I may have contacted a designer in Dallas to see what it would cost to do a shipping container.

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Well, you can probably still buy lots of hands in containers pretty cheap. So

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but yeah, basically too soon. So

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basically, you get

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you know, shipping containers, run five to $10,000 depending on the size and the quality and then you

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Build it in a modular system so that you go, well this one I want to be this room and this other thing, and just kind of piecemeal it together and then put it together like a big jigsaw.

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how messed up though is it that you can like every five years, like completely reconfigure your own house like, right? Oh, I want the bathroom on the other side and just, like, pick up the whole thing and like Jenga it over somewhere else and like, nope, it lives there now.

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No, I've even seen them where they have like, four standalone units and like a square and then there's a courtyard. So it's very like a Spanish mission style but like with, with containers, so it's like it's weird because it's like they're not connected. So you have to go outside which again is cool. If you live in like New Mexico. I live in Minnesota. That's literally the worst thing.

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Michelle will do this eight feet of snow to get to my kitchen.

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Why couldn't we just cut a hole and make a hole AY right. You see that?

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It says, I think it was talking about like extreme

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houses, or kind of like, like the extreme bunkers. Well, this guy took like 40 buses, like school buses dug like a giant pit. Yeah. acted them. And like that's where he like he lives underground. Nice refurbished, terrifying buses. And he is like, yeah, that's why it like it's like Doomsday bunker or something. No, you got to watch it. I don't think it's on anymore. I don't think they make new ones anymore. But it's called What's it called? You live in what? No seen this? It's like people are like, Oh, yeah, this is like a it's like an 1830s church and now it's a house

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or like a windmill or like some legal warehouse, or like, crazy stuff where there was one that was like an old

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nucular siloed I bought it. I

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remember seeing that I have seen that what there's lots of them. They're like old school houses or churches, like grocery stores like what? What?

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I saw I saw one that just was looking at I don't know, but it was an old British military fort built back in like the 1700s No, it was it was one of those literally like disconnected from the land by like 200 yards or whatever, built down into this giant pillar rising out of the ocean. no running water, no electricity. And

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but it was for sale for the general public for like $90,000

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but like, yeah, it would take a lot of work to get up to like living standards, but I was like, That's amazing.

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Now the mold though.

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Good, all the money

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All the different colors black. Yeah. black colors.

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Blue. never even heard of that one.

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Right.

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Yeah, but some of them are cool. And it's like really? I know. It's kind of neat. But also really weird. Like that's odd that this is like a old

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mortuary that you're living in. That's a great choice.

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desirable, but Okay, yeah.

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The crossover event with Ghost Hunters here today, right?

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The thought process that goes through people's minds that are like, yep, I want to live the fair.

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How much money am I willing to put into this?

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Yeah, it's one of those cosmetic things like his old brick really, like no matter what worth it like? Sure.

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Sorry, I was trying to find the knob turn down again. Oh no, you're funny. Like lean over, right?

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No.

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Yeah, I'm actually gonna need a run in just a bit but

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go help with you should walk, walk, walk. Now we're going to go run to the we're going to we're going to drive to the

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pool and go swimming for a bit.

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Yeah, it's like 95 out and half price at the pool today. So perfect day for half a full day. I know except I'm always worried about how much more people are gonna be there. But there's, there's surprisingly hardly anybody ever at the pool and I don't understand that. You know, I wonder what I'm missing like what diseases I'm contracting that everybody else knows about. But yeah, I've kind of I've kind of seen that pattern because the pool here my apartment complex like

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Yesterday was like in the 70s and it was perfect but there was no one out there. The

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70s is too cold. I don't know.

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Let me just just just even just like in general over the summer, like even, like the 90s there's been like no one out there people I've seen like one or two people sunbathing, but it's like it there's water right there. There hasn't been a lot of people at the one here but it's also been really rainy still like although this last week, it's been raining again so

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bad.

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Okay, well, I'm going to jump off.

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All right, so I'm gonna go sorry, in so abruptly. Good, cool calls. Cool. Cool calls so you know it will need to do this again soon. Okay, I know it works even Yeah, it even works. And we'll, we'll go from there guys. So design those stickers and go

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two colors. No perfect. Love you guys. What do you do? Yes, bye bye