Two brothers. One podcast. Who knows what will happen.

Episodes
About
Contact
Find

shaky shaky the thing

March 16, 2026 by Collin

Brandon learns about Irish Chinese food. Collin learns about flooring. Pip learns some news.

March 16, 2026 /Collin

weather, allergies, parent-teacher conferences, tornado drill, Chinese food, Irish Chinese food, McDonald's CEO, flooring, sensory sensitivity, wool carpet, Estella, Herbert, Clara, Magwitch, Jaggers, murder acquittal, housekeeper, child destruction, blackmail, Estella's mother, Pip, Miss Eversham, London, jury confusion, false witnesses, personal capacities, violent struggle, scratches, brambles

Comment

it had no cabbage

September 29, 2025 by Collin

Collin walked by a dive bar. Brandon had a picnic. We’re afraid of the mind of a 6th grader.

September 29, 2025 /Collin

traveling, hurricane, American Airlines, flight delays, boarding experience, layover, conference, Q&A session, computer charger, parent-teacher conferences, student presentations, accountability, classroom management, respectful behavior, presentation criteria

Comment

don't block all the water

March 17, 2025 by Collin

Collin is designing things. Brandon has a bin and questions Collin’s decisions around strangers with needles.

March 17, 2025 /Collin

business card redesign, digital file organization, data analysis, conversion rates, client inquiries, Google search, Facebook conversion, kayaking adventure, James River, stream erosion experiment, B12 shot, mega burn, wellness shots, parent-teacher conferences, school email.

Comment

wear comfortable clothes

October 28, 2024 by Collin

Brandon was not a fan of recess. Collin is thinking about coffee. We want to set up an extension office.

October 28, 2024 /Collin

hot weather, coffee shops, Wi-Fi passwords, flexible seating, food options, local partners, communal spot, smoothie options, pizza cost comparison, Casey's pizza, parent-teacher conferences, in-service day, book club, winter reading, Halloween costume

Comment

© 2019–2026 COLLIN & BRANDON FUNKHOUSER. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (CC BY-NC-ND 4.0) License . Commercial use or derivative works require prior written permission.